living life, one dumpster fire at a time.

Joined December 2007
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May 29
So… don’t EVER have “Get Back” as your soundtrack
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May 29
As your theme song while you’re working in public; that stuff will have you looking CRAZY to the regular customers. #ijs
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May 29
FREAKING SUBSCRIPTIONS
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Mar 24
Dear @Apple, I see you're about to start showing ads in Maps. I respect the hustle, but you ABSOLUTELY need to allow completely opting out of them. I don't even like Google Maps... but if you force me to look at ads in a bundled app, I will ABSOLUTELY jump ship. Just my $0.03.
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Mar 20
Mr. Norris, thank you for the being a hero of my youth. Rest In Power. #RIP #ChuckNorris
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Kelvin retweeted
Damn you can’t even trust hospital staff when it comes to caring for Black Women. I hope she sues the hospital.
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10 Aug 2024
It’s amazing how my “f*cks to give” quotient has an inverse relationship with how much I’ve imbibed to that point. #TrueScience
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9 Aug 2024
Just had a moment where I need to “go back”… and I think @shawnstockman might be my favorite singer of ALL TIME. #BoyzIIMen
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9 Aug 2024
Don’t believe me? Go give “4 Seasons of Loneliness” a listen.. and then include their “Throwbacks” (2004) album. Of course those are covers… but dammit, I swear they sound better than those classic originals without impugning of the originals! #CompletelyAghast
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18 Mar 2023
Commander Zavala. You will always be the his voice, that of so many others, and “the only one” who perfectly fit so many unforgettable roles. Rest In Power, @lancereddick .
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4 Mar 2023
Bought this pack today, expecting the best…
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4 Mar 2023
But got this instead @Publix. I know math is a challenge, but even I can see that 7 is not 8. ???
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3 Mar 2023
Today’s PSA: I think the most transformative and empowering thing I heard during my adult formative years was — and I quote — “You will be removed.” That taught me that yes, my sh*t DID stink, and that I was certainly replaceable. So, get your sh*t together, and roll. @JonDBrown
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15 Jan 2023
Recently overheard: “I’m just venting my inner b*tch!” 🤣
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22 Dec 2022
Replying to @Uber
@Uber -- let me start by saying that I applaud the idea of UberTravel. However, privacy concerns are real. There's no way I'm granting you OR @AwardWallet blanket access to my email account so that my messages can be parsed to find "only travel-related messages".
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22 Dec 2022
I'd much rather manually enter the provider and confirmation code pair for each part of my journey. We're talking all of 3 minutes of work -- likely, not even that long -- on an infrequent basis.
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22 Dec 2022
Even if it were for 10 such trips a month, that's no more than 30 monthly minutes to feed the service what it needs for me. Or, even better, let me forward such messages to an UberTravel address where you parse that message for what you need. Wishing you the best with this!
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14 Dec 2022
So… apparently, I cannot use important parts of the @Uber app if my mobile VPN is enabled. And that’s BS, in my book.