gadfly, raconteur, seo, ppc, libertarian, josé cuervo frenemy. oxford comma h8r. buffet luvr. co-host of Liz & Sandro's Marketing Podcast @MarketngPodcast
Joined February 2007
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This is how the Scottish conquer lands … no fighting, no death just traffic cones on statues
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i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from:
•getting humiliated
•showing up terrified and doing it anyway
•admitting you might be the problem
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Them: There’s absolutely no way Cape Verde will be able to stop the attack from Spain
Cape Verde Goalie:
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You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.
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easy 150K
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You're offered $50,000 but if you
accept it, the person you haťe most in the entire world gets $100,000.
Are you taking it ??
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I love soccer because you can score zero goals and have it be the best day in the history of your nation
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Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients
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Jun 13
Jean-Claude Van Damme showing up as an enthusiastic background dancer in cult classic Breakin’ (1984) will never not be funny. 🤣😂
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This is your sign to take your dog to a soccer watch party.
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Jun 13
The first Sandusky Farmers Market of the season, and at its new location on Columbus Ave. Looks great
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Jun 12
I've been using baby gates wrong my entire life.
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Jun 13
Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.
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Jun 12
i hope elon doesn't let the money change him
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Landon Donovan hairline is the real comeback story of the World Cup 😂
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Pro tip: if you watch World Cup coverage on Telemundo instead of fox you don’t have to see Alexi Lalas face
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