"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
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Feb 26
my new essay!
last summer i went on a pilgrimage. you'll never believe what happened next
the-hinternet.com/p/the-ego-…
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if new york is so great right now why are all the new yorkers on twitter
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grad school
Jun 12
Where do ugly dudes get girlfriend from?
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ok why did no one tell me about the bones
Jun 12
me (veganish): i do plan to eat sardines bc it's the holiday custom here
my mom: sardines are so small they're not even animals
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it's my 15 year anniversary of not subscribing to read more free articles per month
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Jun 12
i hope elon doesn't let the money change him
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i never get to be the fun things
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Jun 12
me (veganish): i do plan to eat sardines bc it's the holiday custom here
my mom: sardines are so small they're not even animals
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Jun 12
i wish i could unread this
Jun 12
Devastating good(?) news today: I finally reached out to a publisher I more-or-less assumed was ghosting me for three years and he immediately replied to say he had accepted the manuscript years ago and assumed *I* was ghosting *him* (I have no record of ever receiving a reply)
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Jun 12
me and the impulse to reach out to anyone who hasn't written me back
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a phd in the humanities
Jun 11
i’m useless as fuck does that turn you on
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Jun 12
i see your "for fun" and raise you "for material"
This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.
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Jun 11
can't these mfs get their stories straight
Jun 11
BREAKING: Jeff Bezos has said that AI will create a labor shortage
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Jun 11
yahrzeit candle for my grandmother, made & gifted to me by my niece who was named after her
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we received a large number of strong applications
Jun 9
people say fuck you in so many ways just gotta pay attention.
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Jun 11
gee idk maybe because being childfree is awesome?
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Jun 10
everyone: why don't you enjoy the acceptance you're being irrational
me:
Jun 10
I'm collecting stories from writers who've had acceptances RETRACTED from editors. If this is you, please share!
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Jun 10
when a friend tells you she's breaking up with her boyfriend and invites you to badmouth him, don't. twice i fell for it already. twice
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