Trying to keep my sanity whilst hovering nervously nearby as my wife does most of the raising of our son.
Joined September 2017
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20 Aug 2018
We don't use clocks anymore, time is judged by where we are in the @CBeebiesHQ line up. #octonauts, great. #biggleton, good. #justinshouse, fine. If we hit #timmytime though, we're in trouble.
#dadlife #parenting #cbeebies
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13 Oct 2022
It's been nearly 18 months since I last tweeted.
I'm assuming the outpouring of grief has been delayed due to *gestures at entire bloody world* you know.
2 Dec 2020
Thank you @thedarkness for spending 2,411 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5r1b…
Of course, a big shout out to my now 5 month old son, who loves The Darkness as much as his big brother did.
29 Apr 2020
Which @CBeebiesHQ characters do we think are having the best #lockdown? I imagine #TeeandMo are doing dandy, and life will be no different for #KatieMorag.
On the other hand, I fear for the @HEYDUGGEE Squirrels' sanity, especially Roly's parents.
#CBeebieslockdown #COVID19
22 Apr 2020
Loving seeing all the @CBeebiesHQ presenters at home, mainly just to see them having to do their own makeup.
For the record, I totally believe that's Ben's back garden, but am no on board with the idea that Evie always has that room set up like that in her house.
#lockdown
11 Apr 2020
I'm all for enforcing #lockdown, but I can't get behind this kind of vigilante justice.
#prayfortinkywinky #COVIDー19 #coronavirus #vigilante #DailyExercise
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9 Apr 2020
This is important. Marginal gains are still gains, and will all help us come out of this quicker, and with fewer deaths.
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4 Apr 2020
Can anyone tell me how I go about getting furloughed from looking after my kid?
#lockdown #cabinfever #furlough #parenting #toddlerlife
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26 Mar 2020
While I can take or leave frogs and boils, a sustained period cooped up with my toddler first born has convinced me that not all of the biblical plagues were necessarily a bad thing
#COVID19 #coronavirus #lockdown #parenting #ParentingInAPandemic #stayathome #oldtestament
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9 Mar 2020
My kid is having a full on screaming fit and temper tantrum because I won't let him have dried yeast for breakfast. How's your day going?
#parenting #kidsaredumb #dadlife #toddler #stupidkid #idiotchild
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7 Feb 2020
Just told Xander I love him, and he replied, 'Thanks'.
I've been owned by a two and a half year old and couldn't be more proud.
#dadlife #accidentalpartridge #takesafterhisoldman
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14 Dec 2019
Just when you think you've scraped the bottom of the barrel... you find more barrels.
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Seán Gleeson retweeted
19 Nov 2019
EXPOSED: Guess who used taxpayer funds to host the lavish launch of a think tank campaigning to let American corporations run NHS hospitals? Yes, Boris Johnson.
(Location: St Thomas’ Hospital - SOUND ON)
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28 Oct 2019
'You're my best friend buddy. Who's your best friend?'
'Mummy'
'Then who?'
'Grandma'
'Then who?'
'Grandad'
'Then who?'
'Other grandma'
'Then who?'
'Other grandad'
'Is daddy on the list?'
'Mummy on the list'
Cheers kid. Glad I'm making an impact
#toddler #dadlife #stayathomedad
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Seán Gleeson retweeted
23 Oct 2019
That weird urge to nibble & squeeze squidgy babies? 👶
It's called "cute aggression" - @PsychToday has the science behind it! ⬇️
bit.ly/2mzeigi
ALT Baby boy with hearing aid.
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23 Oct 2019
I know it's mean, and I know they're just kids, but I kind of love it when the team loses on #Swashbuckle. @RichardDCaine and @joseph_elliott deserve the win from time to time. They're the @CBeebiesHQ #MVPs
I'll still never get over losing the #CookLineandStinker pun though.
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19 Oct 2019
Phenomenal night seeing @divinecomedyhq last night in Manchester. Not a bum note or a dull moment.
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Seán Gleeson retweeted
18 Jul 2019
New video: YOU ARE NOT PATRIOTS
Something that really needs to be explained to the pro-Brexit hardcore...
patreon.com/mitchbenn
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