a plant daddy with a bad mouth

Joined May 2013
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30 Sep 2018
5 love languages 1. Acts of Service: Would you like me to get you a La Croix 2. Quality Time: would you like to drink La Croix with me 3. Words of affirmation: This La Croix is so good 4. Gifts: I bought you a La Croix 5. Physical touch: The touch of a cold can of La Croix
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Everything is run by demon pedos but the wealthiest have the poorest arguing over gendered bathrooms and twitch streamers

ALT Kill Me Shoot Me GIF

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gay people be like yeah green is my favourite colour
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11 Jun 2025
RT @zvvzhe: ICE isn’t only a latinx issue, and idk why it’s being portrayed as that. they raided spaces in brooklyn less than 24hrs ago and…
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Just go to Grad school honestly
4 Jun 2025
Do I download Hinge or unblock my ex or kill myself?
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5 Jun 2025
Believe it or not Elon went from muted to unmuted
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3 Jun 2025
Girl fuck you we already otw to Popeyes
McDonald's announces the return of the Snack Wrap to menus on July 10th:
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14 May 2025
if you’re still calling x twitter STAY IN LINE
Warners Reverses Course: Changes Max’s Name Back to HBO Max hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
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are you guys telling me you didn’t realize Tate McCrae was…like that
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THE LIGHT BEHIND MY EYES
What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people really noticing?
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Your outie thinks tariffs are good for the economy
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could u imagine having homework rn. that’d be crazy. like the world is ending AND u have homework
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For Selena!
BREAKING: Parole was just denied for Yolanda Saldivar, the woman who killed music superstar Selena. What we know: khou.com/article/news/local/…
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21 Mar 2025
this is THE spring anthem

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7 Mar 2025
No one thinks Jasmine is “hood” but you racist white people who think Black people don’t go to private school. Jasmine speaks very well and sometimes uses AAVE but that does not make her HOOD or GANSTA 😂. It just makes her real. Get over it Todd.
Jasmine Crockett wants you to think she's from the hood - that she grew up on the streets. The exact opposite is true. She attended an exclusive day school where tuition is nearly $35,000 per year. She also attended Rhodes College, a private school where tuition is nearly $55,000 per year. She's cosplaying a gangsta.
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This is a problem that Democrats have had… we’ve significantly underestimated how callous & selfish some people are. We’ve truly wanted to believe in the general goodness of humanity. The fact that people are ok with losing their jobs and healthcare, going into a Trump-induced recession, not being safe (militarily, medicinally, digitally, while flying, etc.), all in hopes that someone else will be hurt, is WILD… actually it’s downright Satanic, but this is where we are in this Country.
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im a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.
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13 Feb 2025
realizing I’m spending my february 14th gay and single

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