✨💌💄👽☕️// whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on // she/her // ig: hellomisshaley
Joined June 2009
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Haley Courtney retweeted
Jun 10
speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest
15 Aug 2011
Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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Haley Courtney retweeted
Jun 6
this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront
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Haley Courtney retweeted
Jun 3
Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
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May 30
the backrooms but it’s the untucked lounge
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RT @mskmalibu: Being rude to me unprovoked really wakes up the menace buried deep inside. Like I choose to live my life on cutie patootie j…
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Haley Courtney retweeted
May 27
Me at my local AMC tomorrow afternoon:
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Janet from The Valley is genuinely the worst person. She is literally so embarrassing. Does she not realize she’s on camera and everyone can like….see what she’s said???? Like this is unwatchable. #TheValley
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Haley Courtney retweeted
May 22
“you’re so hard to please” bro im literally impressed by trees and moving water
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Haley Courtney retweeted
Honestly the more I'm seeing the cast of In The City, the less sense Carl’s exclusion makes 🧐
He finally had a great Summer House season, repaired things with Lindsay (somewhat), opened Soft Bar IN THE DAMN CITY…
Yet some genius at Bravo apparently went:
“Actually… let’s bring Danielle back”
Like WHAT?! Who asked for this?! 😱
#SummerHouse ☀️ #InTheCity
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Haley Courtney retweeted
May 20
first lunatic in my family to be self aware
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Haley Courtney retweeted
May 20
Microdosing hell by being aware and literate
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Haley Courtney retweeted
May 18
“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery
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Haley Courtney retweeted
May 17
when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic
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Haley Courtney retweeted
May 16
i was put on earth to go out to dinner
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Haley Courtney retweeted
May 14
Life after you accept you’re a little intense
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Haley Courtney retweeted
May 12
People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me
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LGBTQ Thing. We calling him Pride Rock
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Haley Courtney retweeted
Supports: can one of the tanks peel please
Me:
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