Father of two, husband to Meg.
Joined September 2012
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15 May 2022
@TMobile CSR, “We don’t have the ability to cancel services real time, it will have to go through a billing cycle, but let me set that up to shut off at midnight.” So which is it?
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15 May 2022
Apparently I’ve been paying for two phones that haven’t had a phone number since January. What have I been paying for?
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4 May 2022
Tonight my son had a total meltdown after losing his soccer game (He’s 5). I carried him to the truck, didn’t react. As we were heading home he says his team lost because of him. Imagine the weight our teenagers are carrying. Be patient with them too.
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2 May 2022
If you’re the smartest guy in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
30 Apr 2022
“Head coach” is just a title - the staff you surround yourself with determines your success!!
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24 Apr 2022
Name the worst show/movie your kids have watched recently. I’ll start, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 #terriblechildrenshows
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20 Apr 2022
Somehow I got talked into coaching my daughters 8U soccer team. Just had our first practice. What a circus.
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29 Mar 2022
The post holding up the covered patio is sinking. It sunk about 3 inches. The bottoms right photo is from today. It’s raising itself. What is happening?
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26 Mar 2022
Read it every time in practice. 0-5 in game.
26 Mar 2022
“No coach, I read the play.”
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26 Mar 2022
Went for a 2 mile run for the first time in 2 years. The 30 extra pounds didn’t help.
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25 Mar 2022
This gets called for defenseless player in football.
19 Mar 2022
I’ve reached ultimate #dad status. I now have a jar full of random screws, bolts and nuts.
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12 Mar 2022
This just popped up for a high school down the street. It is not from the @TheBabylonBee
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7 Mar 2022
My brother just sent me this doorbell cam video of his son.
Caught With His Pants Down youtu.be/NLY9IjgSyIo via @YouTube
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4 Mar 2022
Proof that data can be used to prove a narrative. Even if the data as a whole doesn’t.
Thanks, @JoeBiden.
Community note
This chart is deceptively formatted, showing only two data points and only a tiny segment of relevant numbers on the y-axis. More complete charts show a very different trend.
ycharts.com/indicators/us_…
The president's ability to control gas prices for either good or ill is also minimal.
money.howstuffworks.com/president-gas-…
26 Feb 2022
Congrats @Matthew_Mason5
26 Feb 2022
Happy to announce @Matthew_Mason5 has committed to @BriarCliffFB. Thank you to @ZacCunha_16 and @CoachLaDage and entire program being such a class act.Thank you to @TheCoachLong @bartimus58 for the last couple years. it takes a village. @randyfasani @MooseB90
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Coach B retweeted
26 Feb 2022
Happy to announce @Matthew_Mason5 has committed to @BriarCliffFB. Thank you to @ZacCunha_16 and @CoachLaDage and entire program being such a class act.Thank you to @TheCoachLong @bartimus58 for the last couple years. it takes a village. @randyfasani @MooseB90
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24 Feb 2022
Can I also get back pay for not watching the last 15 years?
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