CAFFIN!
Joined January 2023
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I log onto X (formally Twitter) to talk to myself if you read my posts thatβs on you.
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Since I'm in here I might as well catch up on some tweets.
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This is why I follow @wgiscozy the real trusted name in weather.
UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venueβs massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
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An Olive tree died? Maybe they should have watered it more.
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Jun 14
Missionary for pretty women and doggy style for the ugly ones.
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Jun 14
Never date a left handed woman.
Righty tighty, lefty loosy.
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I hope diversity meets you in a dark alley
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This must go hard for people who have tattoos of their children but don't have custody of them.
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Driving through a pride parade in GTA6 after waiting for years
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Itβs so hot out that when I fart I canβt tell if I sharted or blew the sweat off my butthole.
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Jun 13
Having my truck cleaned by the mexicans at the local car wash but staring at them with my phone in my hand the entire time so they know their whole life is hanging in the balance.
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Jun 13
French dudes be like
βHey everybody my name is *gagging and vomiting noises* pleasure to meet you.β
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Jun 12
That one English teacher that lets you facefuck
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Yukon "Big Yuke" retweeted
6β2 to a Mexican is like 6β10 to humans
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Jun 13
Well to be fair, this is who he's remembering...
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Jun 13
The last thing a Kool-Aid pineapple spear sees
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