i cannot stress enough how little i care about what flavor of internet stranger you are, as long as you are nice to me specifically
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Jan 23
i think crazy makeup looks were better when everyone didn't have cameras that resolved at the pore level
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>level passwords so you can continue as a sort of save system
It's not cheating, as it's a built-in mechanic meant to be used in a playthrough.
>password you find online/in a magazine and/or that gives you an advantage like a special power.
Cheating.
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batman's friends aren't clowns and so don't trigger his fetish enough to prevent them from dying
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Jun 14
that part in which you fight the vampire feeding on a girl. when you defeat him the girl comes back to life as a vampire and you have to fight her too, that was insanely cool
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Jun 13
I always wanted to see more of Harley and Scarecrow interacting; Crane and her have a sort of mutual respect or even friendship, he stops his ranting and raving to give her a friendly hello. Plus they've got a shared academic background.
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Jun 13
was asked to rank these movies but i took too long to notice the message and she blocked me
1. Sunset Boulevard
2. To Be or Not to Be
3. Paths of Glory
4. The Cranes Are Flying
5. No Country for Old Men
6. Battleship Potemkin
7. Hundreds of Beavers
8. Django Unchained
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Jun 13
symbiote be like
in a fix, in a bind
call on us, anytime
we'll appear, from nowhere
mighty are we
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riddlefoal π retweeted
Jun 12
our society is in decline because there aren't enough women with hair like this anymore.
Jun 11
Betsy Russell in "Avenging Angel" (1985)
Godard: βAll you need to make a movie is a girl and a gun.β
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Jun 13
i offer this service
yeah suck it bitch
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Jun 13
using nipple clamps to lift my tittys up and air out the undercarriage situation
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Jun 13
to wonder what's have wiener what is wanted to be the weenie wanter, o woe~ homo~~
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Jun 13
bashfoal is operated by a real hero and a real human bean, alternating three on two off throughout the year with a larger ensemble of co-pilots
Jun 12
my own twitter account is the only one on this website i know for certain is operated by a real person and im not even that certain
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Jun 13
i hate when i go to swipe a fuzzy off da bed and, too late after i launched the backhand, i feel a hard shell and then hear it click against the wall in the distance. fuck
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Jun 13
im literally bashfoal and if u do it nice, like not putting anything sticky on me, i enjoy some petting yes
Do animals actually enjoy being petted? If u're an animal let me know
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Jun 13
whenever im asked about whether im autistic (either way) i say i just haven't watched spongebob and they say "yeah that explains it"
Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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