Previous: @Twitter and @Google; Current: Digital Marketing $FHN. Dreams of pivot tables. Will never turn down a donut. #FearTheTree 🌲
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8 May 2021
As someone who works at a bank and has helped with these transitions before, this is not surprising. But as a customer trying to log into my “new” account, it’s extremely frustrating. @BBVA_USA #RIPsimple
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20 May 2019
Low seed. High seed. Doesn't matter. All that matters, is Stanford is still Stanford, and NCAA title No. 20 is coming back to The Farm. #GoStanford stanford.io/2VUADFT
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31 Oct 2018
As a child with a peanut allergy, I was my neighborhood’s 1992 version of this machine #ReesesCandyConverter #HappyHalloween
No tricks here. Trade in your Halloween candy for Reese's candy. What'd you expect from the GOAT of Halloween?! #ReesesCandyConverter #NotSorry
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20 Jul 2018
Well, I guess the Browns aren’t bad at EVERYTHING.
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12 Mar 2018
Says “hypothetically” 17 times while laughing hysterically. x.com/claytravis/status/9731…
12 Mar 2018
OJ Simpson confessed to double murder last night on Fox. This video is chilling. OJ's a psychopath who may have multiple personalities. Watch it & tell me you don't agree: outkickthecoverage.com/oj-si…
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Your definitive guide to the sports of the 2018 Winter Olympics
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17 Feb 2018
This guy ❤️🎾 x.com/rogerfederer/status/96…
16 Feb 2018
Apparently I'm the oldest tennis player with a #1️⃣ ranking. Somebody might have mentioned that to me already but I had a hard time hearing 👴🏻
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9 Feb 2018
#NationalPizzaDay was aligning PERFECTLY with my dream of getting a heart-shaped (pre) Valentine’s Day Pizza...until I found out @dominos doesn’t offer them AT ALL and @pizzahut doesn’t offer them in our area 😩 💔 🍕
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15 Jan 2018
15 Jan 2018
This is one of the best things I've ever seen. Tecmo Bowl reenactment of the Vikings' game-winning touchdown, with @PAOnTheMic's radio call.
4 Jan 2018
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2 Jan 2018
You’ve got to be kidding me. Can we please hire some University of Tennessee fans to protest and kill this contract extension!? #boodey x.com/bengals/status/9483157…
2 Jan 2018
NEWS: #Bengals sign Head Coach Marvin Lewis to a two-year contract, running through the 2019 season.
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14 Dec 2017
emilia walker retweeted
13 Dec 2017
A year after Konrad Reuland's far-too-early passing, the former @StanfordFball tight end continues to live on in the heartbeat of a fellow athlete, the memories of his family and friends, and in the indomitable spirit of a young girl.
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10 Dec 2017
Stanford may only produce runners up for the American Football Heisman, but for the 3rd straight year they're Association Football National Champions 🎄⚽️🏆 x.com/StanfordMSoccer/status…
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10 Nov 2017
(Yet another) downside to being an early adopter: my @instagram stories look wonky AF 😒 #iphonex #firstworldproblems