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Honestly I would be too
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Jun 14
I want you to take a fucking guess at what the opponent of this song is cause holy fucking shit
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🥹If you enjoyed your time at the day 0 karaoke concert, please be sure to go leave a positive review for Seahorse Brewing!! They were so gracious and accommodating 🙏
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Jun 14
It is here, the prestigious and ancient trophy
every two months talents (and maybe flork) will compete for the chance to win the VERY OK AT VIDEO GAMES AWARD! The winner will be sent the trophy to be its holder and MUST make modifications to it (additions, subtractions or modifications to the trophy itself)
Stay tuned for the date for our first event
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Jun 14
We should cancel EVERYONE, we should dig up everything everyone ever said or did and brigade to destroy every single person's career until there is no one left making anything on the internet except like Dorkly. That would be really funny i think.
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The fact that the con is in SF makes this infinitely funnier
Imagine nodding out soaked in piss on Market St or whatever and the last thing you see is a goldfish carrying a bottle labeled "fent" before dissapearing into an uber
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Jun 14
And people say America doesn't have culture
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JORB PIT JORB PIT JORB PIT
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The way that the average YuGiOh player would just go "ohh sweet, Exodia nice" and you have a full grown LARPER man child screaming his lungs out complete with 2 orbiting hypemen. We have reprints bro. It aint gonna catch value man.
This is not Pokemon.
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Jun 13
Pippa the Rippa at Phasecon Anikura
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Jun 13
Interesting American traditions
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Jun 13
Grand Theft Auto: Chinese Cultural Revolution
This game would unironically be a big hit in China (if it isn’t completely censored)
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Jun 13
“Hey Zen, when are you going to play Paint Drying Sim-“
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