iβm a perfect person, the people around me are flawed and full of shit. thirty two.
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25 Aug 2025
referred to a customerβs cat as βtheyβ because i didnβt pick it up to see what it was packing and he said βshe, not theyβ in a very annoyed tone.
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"I wanted to be with you forever and ever. Together again in Hell then."
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you dont realize how stupid "Some Kind of Monster" is as a song title/lyric until you're watching Some Kind of Monster and see Metalica come up with it in the studio and go "yeah that fucking rules"
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holy shit dude
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they gotta put this in the louvre
Iβm putting my heart on Speakerphone
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Photos by Hannah De Vries / Larry Armstrong
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god sheβs so cool
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youβre actually a lesser kind of being if this shit works on you
Jun 11
It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion.
But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's
Credit: homeforchristmasofficial
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Jun 13
completely indecipherable from tim heidecker
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I hate the way yβall talk about music on here so much
ok noted, A coke addicted artist drops white noise and they hand it a perfect score, while the real art gets called βmidβ. What kind of manipulation is this?
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Jun 12
to the argument that Spielberg/Lucas ruined the artistry of American movies with blockbusters, i am always reminded about the Seinfeld line about Lewis & Clark discovering the Mississippi: βthey woulda found that eventually.β
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iβve been trying to get them to do this at the liquor store
The funniest part about buying a vape is they make you hit it inside the store to make sure it works
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trick question: they canβt and are given the same warnings as cΔ±s women when it comes to being prescribed estrogen
This might be controversial but why can the transgender community safely take high doses of estrogen or testosterone, but a menopausal woman is told no because it causes cancer, heart attacks or stroke?
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you get your levels checked to make sure theyβre not too high because if theyβre too high it can cause various complications
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this is just how I act when I get excited
Jun 10
π¨ DOCTOR SAYS THIS IS THE WORST VACCINE INJURY HE'S EVER SEEN β THE VIDEO IS HARD TO WATCH
A doctor is going viral after sharing footage of a patient he says suffered the worst vaccine injury he's encountered in his entire career.
The 52-year-old man says he received a COVID vaccine in 2021 and a booster shot in 2022.
He claims that two months later, severe muscle spasms began.
According to the patient, the condition became so debilitating that he was unable to properly sit, stand, or walk for the next four years.
In the video, the doctor documents the man's condition and later shows what he says is significant improvement after several weeks of stem cell treatment.
The footage is now spreading across social media and reigniting one of the most controversial debates of the last decade.
Supporters say stories like this deserve far more attention.
Critics argue there is no proof the vaccine caused his condition.
But after watching the video, many people are asking the same question:
What do you think we'll learn about the vaccine 10 years from now?
πΉ: Instagram/drmarkghalili
Community note
He is trying to indicate it's a neurological reaction, but being able to stand up properly using your fingers as a pivot point is hardly something that can be described as neurological.
ninds.nih.gov/health-informaβ¦
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Itβs actually embarrassing how bad I am at communicating with people I know irl
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The Number 23
Jun 10
Why would Jim Carrey have an Oscar
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Jun 9
she is 100% correct and thats why I was an alcoholic
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same type of mindset that gets you βwhy donβt people have to use the bathroom in moviesβ
Jun 8
Imagine if GTA 6 cars could get dead batteries and Jason had to jump-start them
Would you want this level of realism in GTA 6?
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holy shit
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What about instead of 12 Angry Men it's 12 Horny Men and the plot is one guy on a jury convincing all the other guys on the jury to do gay stuff
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this sacred text open.spotify.com/track/7sBrZβ¦
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