Joined December 2012
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they were right to take cigarette ads off tv, I would’ve smoked a pack a day if I saw this when I was 14
Me after 9 overpriced Guinness at the local Irish pub x.com/c0med0rdeb0sta7/status…
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months are passing by like weeks😭
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Accepting u bout to throw up gotta be the worst feeling on gods green earth
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Shedeur Sanders must’ve been in the Pre-Draft Interviews like this
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Been a long time since I was this excited about a game 🙏🏻
Return to Tamriel and close shut the jaws of Oblivion in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered. Available Today! elderscrolls.bethesda.net/ob…
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Playing car crash sounds in traffic
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8 Apr 2025
I’m bored been lying to this girl on hinge for like 2 hours
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4 Apr 2025
Antonio Brown is gone.
Julio Jones is gone. Calvin Johnson is gone.
Andre Johnson is gone.
Larry Fitzgerald is gone.
Steve Smith Sr. is gone.
Reggie Wayne is gone.
Anquan Boldin is gone. AJ Green is gone. Julian Edelman is gone.
Dez Bryant is gone.
Brandon Marshall is gone.
Wes Welker is gone. Jordy Nelson is gone. Doug Baldwin is gone.
Demaryius Thomas is gone.
 Many people‘s childhoods are officially over.
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Them 8 hours at work go by quick when you call off 😭
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23 Mar 2025
it’s time to change my life
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some 13 year old is about to have his world rocked
‘THE WOLF OF WALL STREET’ releases April 1 on Disney (with Hulu subscription) See what other movies are coming soon to Disney & Hulu: bit.ly/HuluMar25
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21 Mar 2025
how the worst day in 2016 used to look like
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Bitch talm bout we done . Mind you this my life & can’t nobody tell me who im done with 😂😂
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20 Mar 2025
Women that lick ears are a different type of demon
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28 Feb 2025
im done talkin .. u gone see what im sayin
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