Fire Captain, paramedic, would-be half-marathoner. Oxford comma enthusiast | #NJDevils #FlyEaglesFly #Ringthebell
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Aged like milk.
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go š„š½
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Brian Fitzpatrick retweeted
May 15
Our society is so beat down by oligarchy manipulation that we think having billionaires pay more to support the society & infrastructure that literally enabled them to make billions is communism.
We donāt just lick the boots of these people, we buy their boots for them.
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Brian Fitzpatrick retweeted
Why is it every time someone āneeds to speak their mindā itās always negative? Theyāre never like āI need to speak my mind. You look great today.ā
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The lack of self awareness is mind boggling.
State Sec. Rubio: āImagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. Theyād have a much different country.ā
Follow: @AFpost
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Your periodic reminder that P. T. Barnum was right.
Mar 30
What the FUCK are we doing!
My son will NEVER die for a foreign country!
I voted for you 3 times, took abuse and fought for you and this is what you do!
You do the exact opposite of what you railed against for over a decade!
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Brian Fitzpatrick retweeted
Mar 21
The president of the United States of America is a garbage human being. No redeeming qualities even if he hates the same people you hate. Because he also hates you. Be a better person; Donāt support garbage.
Mar 21
Trump: āRobert Mueller just died. Good, Iām glad heās dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMPā
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I look forward to the day when a Democratic-controlled Congress undoes WITH ALL DUE HASTE the naming of buildings after him.
NEW: Donald Trump is trying to force Congress to name things for him.
50 years ago, Congress unanimously tried to name a building for a different president. He vetoed it.
āI know of no Federal office buildings that have been named for a President while still in office,ā Gerald Ford wrote. āThis legislation might begin a precedent I believe it best not to establish.ā
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Brian Fitzpatrick retweeted
Listen to the fake-but-always-so-loud patriots with their latest hatred, and you see the truth in this @JasonKPargin quote:
āThey didnāt have witch hunts because they believed in witches. They believed in witches so they could have witch hunts.ā
We are led by hateful haters
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Proof none of these knuckleheads a) do not drive; b) have never driven either a Civic or a Camry; c) do not actually know any Civic or Camry drivers; d) are lying through their collective teeth; and/or e) all of the above.
Jan 13
Mike Johnson: "Under the Biden years, it cost Americans more than $60 just to fill up a Honda Civic or Toyota Camry. And now everybody is buying the big trucks again."
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RT @RCdeWinter: A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude, spotted a woman in a boat below and shouted to heā¦
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3 Dec 2025
Pete Hegseth is providing the best reason yet that maybe the United States should sign onto the Rome Statute.
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Brian Fitzpatrick retweeted
3 Dec 2025
Social media has allowed some of yall to have courage that you wish you had in your everyday life.
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Brian Fitzpatrick retweeted
6 Nov 2025
love seeing classical architecture get revived. this gold script dates back to 20th century subway sandwiches "employee of the month"
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Brian Fitzpatrick retweeted
5 Nov 2025
If they shut down air space next week and sports teams canāt make it to games I think the American public will finally be moved to care since they canāt be bothered to do anything when itās only SNAP benefits and peopleās livelihoods.
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Brian Fitzpatrick retweeted
4 Nov 2025
if you can defend this, i don't know what to say to you.
this is secret police, loss of due process, a government fully turned on its civilians.
this is the kind of shit that the second amendment is actually for.
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25 Oct 2025
At this point my vote in 2028 will go to the candidate who first declares that they will tear down the 90K SF monstrosity and restore the White House to the way it was on January 19, 2025.
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5 Oct 2025
Oyster Creek was shut down by the operators, not by the Murphy Administration. And Iām not crying any tears over the lack of acid rain from decommissioned coal plants.
This, by the way, from the folks who are scared of wind.
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18 Sep 2025
The leopard is going to eat Portnoyās face, it just hasnāt gotten to him yet.
18 Sep 2025
With Kimmel getting canned Iām seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they donāt like in an effort to get them fired. Like if Kimmel got canceled for shit he did on the Man Show that would be cancel culture. But when a person says something that a ton of people find offensive, rude, dumb in real time and then that person is punished for it thatās not cancel culture. That is consequences for your actions
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