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Joined January 2015
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17 Mar 2023
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The bystander effect is caca del toro!! The police would rather receive 200 calls for the same incident than none.
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I’m back! 🤣 no more speaking my mind on X or Facebook. I’m excited for my roast today because I finally got real knives so no more battling the meat at dish up time! Hope you’re all well.
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M comes to my house, moans that I don’t have coffee even though he’s the one that finished it and didn’t tell me. Tries to show me pictures of random people on Facebook and makes me late. I ask him to message when he’s dropped Logan off and he says ā€œdo I have to?ā€ Like wtf man 🤬
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First drop off for Nicole went well ā˜ŗļø couple of learning curves but we will do better tomorrow!
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We live in a world wherein celebrities, politicians and royalty are trafficking children, committing heinous crimes against them and using their wealth and power to evade justice and the Bank of England want to remove Churchill and Jane Austen because they ā€˜WERE elitist’.
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Not bad for an hours work 🤣 wish I could do more tbh! Her brain has had her clearing the gardens including mine and making it so lovely outside!
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I absolutely loathe those idiots in parliament. They don’t care about Henry Nowak or his family, they just want to use the tragedy to bash the people who are seriously concerned about the institutional problems in this country. 20 years for murder is pathetic!!
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Man I'm doing everything not to fall asleep! I've been awake since yesterday morning but I need to get back into routine.
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Straight up to the hospital now to the surgical assessment unit because I have a large lump in my belly. Went to the docs just in case and they've sent me straight there. How annoying.
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I won't have access to X while I'm up there.
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So I caught the sun on my back not weekend just gone the 1 before. It's not burnt but it's been really itchy. I don't keep mirrors in the house so I looked today at my friends and I have a huge rash on my upper back. Not red raw but raised bumps everywhere. What should I do?
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I finally said no to M!! I have nothing to give anyway but I said no and didn't give a reason for once!
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Thanks to the doc, I slept like a baby last night and a full 10 hour of unbroken sleep too! However I woke up and can't really move ā˜¹ļø back is killing.
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Paris is hell.
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The state of it! They've completely lost control. #Paris
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Paris public services are a mess!! Firefighters tackling an electrical fire with water, standing downwind from the flames and letting the hoseline go through the fire. Police look bloody clueless and there's only a handful of them compared to thousands of unruly idiots.
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So not only do you pay for Amazon prime and still have to pay for things but now there are adverts too? Obviously you have to pay more to get rid of them which I can’t and won’t do but it’s the only place with the Spider-Man movies šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
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Man I hate going outside. Silly woman didn’t strap her child into the buggy on the bus while the driver is speeding. That mother would soon sue and set up a go fund me if anything happened to the poor child. I had to get off and wait for another bus and have a little panic cry
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It’s so fun to read the social services summary report and seeing all the positive things they observed about me. Everything I’ve been through and I finally made it, I’m a good mum! 🄹🄹🄹🄹
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I’m paranoid! Had some odd purple spots under the skin along the veins and randomly this morning there’s now a pinprick on the one on my arm. I haven’t been sleeping for like a week either I feel like Alison in Orphan Black 🤣🤣 like someone’s breaking in and experimenting on me.
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