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Joined October 2008
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My poisons would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my poisons
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Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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19 Dec 2025
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british people call barf "throwing up liquid"
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15 Oct 2025
(asking a life guard at the resort pool) If I have to go like every half hour and a lot comes out but it's still hard is it diarrhea
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17 Aug 2025
> mad about banalities > says "please" to chatgpt
16 Aug 2025
It's fine, they wouldn't apply 'these forced banalities to Thinking mode,' they said. Oh, HELL no.
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17 Jun 2025
why don't gas stations make more pumps for cars with left side gas tanks
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23 May 2025
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18 May 2025
i have befriended dozens of nigerian scammers. i have made hundreds of dollars in ethereum this year by accepting bait payments from chinese "work from home" task scams. the nigerians ask for my friends' numbers (to scam them) so i give them the chinese scammers' numbers
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18 May 2025
evidently the chinese scammers mass report the nigerian scammers and whatsapp bans them
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18 May 2025
the task scammers aren't happy either
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23 Apr 2025
Replying to @YisraelOfficial
I would like to see Israel take a stronger stance against these so-called 'podcasters." For years they have been slandering Israel and Jews on social media.
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24 Mar 2025
It's time for you to start treating tortellini like the dumplings that they are and serve them with the sour cream that they deserve
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I feel like I'm a genuinely kind person with a lot of love in their heart, but holy FUCK do I hate noobs.
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26 Sep 2024
you don't like it when people do cringe forced clapping at work meetings? i love it because its a chance to eat some chips
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11 Sep 2024
happy holidays
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5 Aug 2024
bro that food looks like ai
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