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Okay so we are getting @MeCookieMonster and @DanhausenAD on the same float Thursday right?
Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡
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Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits
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1st Rashid shaheed, now Jose Alvarado 🙌
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They went off on a sitting foreign president for not wearing a suit to the White House...
What in tarnation is happening at the White House right now?
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Jun 13
Day 1 of asking @HelenaMorenoLA if I can be in charge of the colored lights on the Crescent City Connection.
Bridge is green and white tonight so I guess #rollwave but with USA Soccer tonight and a Pokemon tourney, I think we had more choices.
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Jun 13
1) Cut a whole in the box...
Jun 12
Are Seth Rollins and Montez Ford preparing to be a team or to release an album? 😂
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Jun 12
I know exactly which Waffle House that is by the signage in the back. We gotta do better looking out for Freddy y'all.
Jun 12
Late night snack in New Orleans at Waffle House again. Unfortunately we had to eat in the parking lot this time because they closed the dining area and only allowed takeaway.
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Jun 11
1) this is what community policing should look like
2) this is one of the few times I wish it was more like Florida, cause I'd love to hear the 911 call cause of FOIA.
Jun 10
Two Black boys running a lemonade stand received an unexpected show of support after someone called 911 on them. Instead of shutting them down, Kansas City police officers and firefighters showed up to support them, helping them earn hundreds of dollars. This is what community should look like! Investing in our youth instead off discouraging their entrepreneurship. ✊🏿
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Jun 10
Bowling's back? Oh I'm about to make some relative's kids cry at Christmas!
First trailer for ‘NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS RESORT’.
Releasing on October 22.
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Before bed thoughts: it's amazing to me that the blue checks are perplexed to Hunter's meteoric rise here on the bird app...
When all he's doing is running the pre-Elmo playbook of success
-be famous
-be funny
-be real with your mistakes
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So the Knicks were on a spree with the Danhausen curse. And yet they lost tonight. I wonder what may have changed the atmos... Ohhh.
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This is a trap. I've never had a Neapolitan that had a good strawberry AND a good chocolate.
It's either
- a berry adventure with frozen leftover cafeteria chocolate milk
- death by chocolate with frozen rehydrated strawberry runts mixed with non dairy creamer
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Random thought about high schools keeping diplomas for behavior.
Unless you have something explicitly written into the student budget contract about diplomas withheld for behavior, schools are ripe for a lawsuit for holding onto someone's property. Yes? No? Maybe?
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Grabbed my first 10-K since childhood.
Was a little thrown that the fruit punch was clear of color but man....
That tastes good!!! Gonna have to get the other flavors and wish upon a star they bring the iced tea flavor back.
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You know the running gag in Inside Out with "Triplemint Gum?"
That's my head with the Newgrounds theme
youtu.be/buNh3AWOEVY?si=ASzD…
Jun 3
Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.
What’s the one website/app you still think about?
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Happy Pride 🌈
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