lucky girl
Joined May 2011
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23 Dec 2025
I am my own worst enemy. And thus, as the enemy of my enemy, my best friend.
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9 Dec 2025
you're on thick ice young lady. frozen all the way to the bottom in fact. ngl you could get away with pretty much anything here
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2 Dec 2025
the prophecy did not foretell this bullshit
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1 Dec 2025
Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Zoolander.
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1 Dec 2025
i wish humans had multiple lives so i could kill myself every time i get stressed
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1 Dec 2025
what should my next mistake be
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1 Dec 2025
There’s no need to worry, it’s simply your body’s natural response to being crushed by machinery
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30 Nov 2025
Statistics is easy basically there’s a 50/50 chance of anything happening
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30 Nov 2025
New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar)
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
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30 Nov 2025
call her black friday the way she had my jeans half off
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29 Nov 2025
Kevin Love to Corey Brewer outlet passes
28 Nov 2025
The people need Kevin love outlet passes to Corey brewer transition buckets
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29 Nov 2025
for some reason i keep thinking
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29 Nov 2025
Sorry but calling your play a "tragedy" is a spoiler
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