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3 Nov 2022
You’re trying to talk to me at the bar and I’m calculating the PSI in each tire outside by sight alone
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11 Mar 2023
Mountain goats? Front bottoms? CSH? Boybands
11 Mar 2023
Jacob just called the mountain goats a boy band
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31 Jan 2023
ppl on here will consider taking T for a sec and then change their display name to “tr*nny shemale femboy trap” like it’s nothing
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29 Jan 2023
I keep getting ads for “woxers” and they remind me of when I started to wear swim trunks many women asked me if they had started making swim trunks for women
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21 Jan 2023
I genuinely can’t use twitter anymore this UI is painful
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6 Jan 2023
LinkedIn Park
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2 Jan 2023
People are getting too comfy with the “intended audience” excuse lol
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2 Jan 2023
It’s fucking insane how 78% of young adults literally shit their pants in public and private and we all just pretend this is functional and reasonable behavior
1 Jan 2023
It’s fucking insane how 30% of young adults literally take meth and we all just pretend this is functional and reasonable behaviour
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IF IT KILLS ME!
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beef retweeted
27 Nov 2022
Maybe I'm being dense... But what exactly is the logic behind advertising tampons and pads to transwomen??
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27 Nov 2022
I wanna see a transgender member of the royal family. One of these kids gotta pull through for me
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17 Nov 2022
Me and the girls
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Lady Gaga's updated wikipedia page should be studied at harvard
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17 Nov 2022
I’m like if a frat guy knew about migratory bird patterns
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yes dear, lesbianism is the most transgender sexuality, you're right. now will you PLEASE just take the testosterone?
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Sagittarius szn is coming
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