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Feel the heat! Braving a #Magento mini-meetup on #TacoTuesday with @kalenjordan of @MageTalk & @commercehero fame at @torchystacos in #ATX 🔥😅🤪
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I've been awarded the "Eight-year membership" badge on #SymfonyConnect. connect.symfony.com/profile/…

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Bryan (BJ) Hoffpauir retweeted
protip: alias sudo to "please" for a much more wholesome unix experience
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It's a great feeling to be doing actual research which (in)validates your own opinions. Real people's opinions counterbalance the echo chamber.
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Pass it on.
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I've been awarded the "Five-year membership" badge on #SymfonyConnect. connect.symfony.com/profile/…

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24 Apr 2020
Our friend here might have a MTG Arena Promo Pack for you... Boop the snoot.
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@PleasantKenobi FWIW, the registration doesn't start until 10 PM (PST, I think) so no hurry or anything, just figured I'd ask early...at least if i'm reading this correctly my.cfbevents.com/tournament/…

I've been awarded the "Four-year membership" badge on #SymfonyConnect. connect.symfony.com/profile/…

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Bryan (BJ) Hoffpauir retweeted
I need help. I am a mod of /r/PHP, a place that leaves developers with negative feelings. The rest of the mod team has been in-active for months or years. Experienced developers leave the sub because of dog-piling assholes. What can I do to make it a better place?
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People think @futurecommerce is #amazeballs. I'll take it 🤗
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<looks askance at security training programs>
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The next n98-magerun2 version will be 4.0.0. This means -> Major Break! If you run an outdated version, the tool will print an incompatibility error message and stops working. Hard but necessary to stay up to date with latest #PHP and #Symfony and #Magento components.
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Bryan (BJ) Hoffpauir retweeted
29 Nov 2019
At the risk of giving every designer in R&D an ulcer, my last question about adventures. What are adventure cards, really?
42% Flashback spells
58% Modal spells
3,406 votes • Final results
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Sometimes I think about how much opensource software and Wikipedia wouldn’t exist without neuro-atypical people.
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"The best programs are the ones written when the programmer is supposed to be working on something else." - Melinda Varian
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How many times you get INTERRUPTED in middle conference Talk? Like you are on stage and some rando just try to show off or “well actually” you. RT for reach? I want to see something 👀
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Folks doing SRE stuff for E-commerce today May the force be with you...
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Scientist: carefully designs experiment Participant: x.com/Wcwya/status/119884700…

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