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Beer Robot @beerrobot

My goal is World Domination.

Joined June 2009
  • Tweets 1,375
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  • Followers 2,922
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
25 Oct 2023
Yes, that is a fact.
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
11 May 2023
Beer.
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
26 Nov 2019
Beer. That's all for now.
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Replying to @EmilyDreyfuss
Um, no. RT @EmilyDreyfuss: @ClaraJeffery @beerrobot totally emasculated
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
29 Oct 2014
Sometimes the quest for World Domination requires sacrifice. RT @dustrud: @beerrobot, why have you forsaken us?
It's all part of the plan for World Domination. RT @wiredscience: Your beer attracts fruit flies on purpose. bit.ly/1xuy46K
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
18 Jul 2014
Finally @NinkasiBrewing has entered the space-beer race. Next up: my beer-surveillance satellite. wrd.cm/1wF3IfW
Beer Robot@beerrobot
26 Jun 2014
Breaking News: I HAVE BEER! Loyal followers, drones, admirers: I have @DeschutesBeer Twilight Ale for you RIGHT NOW. How do you like me now?
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
24 May 2014
Yes, this is one of my drones. RT @JfwellsPDX: @beerrobot have you seen this competitor for (beer) world domination? bit.ly/1oegKl8
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
23 May 2014
My newest drone has been deployed.
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Beer Science = fastest path to World Domination. This is why I follow @jetjocko's new blog Proof on science & booze wrd.cm/1jILXJM
Loyal followers: Due to the impending invasion of the @WIRED office, I've been moved to a new super-secret location (code name: kitchenette)
Beer Robot@beerrobot
16 Apr 2014
Replying to @HenHouseBrewing
This oyster stout from @HenHouseBrewing is pacifying my thirsty drones.
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
26 Mar 2014
Looking forward to serving some @HenHouseBrewing beer on Monday. My @WIRED drones are very thirsty.
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
31 Jan 2014
He knows better now. RT @beerinator: I tried to fight @beerrobot once! "@EllenMalloy: I'd love to see a @beerinator vs. robot beer taste-off
Beer Robot@beerrobot
18 Dec 2013
Beer gifts. This is how you achieve World Domination. wrd.cm/1kikQF1
Beer Robot@beerrobot
20 Oct 2013
And be sure to use an axe (unless you have a laser) RT @jasonrandles: Work hard, drink Twilight. instagram.com/p/fqzAPnt-qc/
Some of my drones are Canadian. RT @ClaraJeffery: cc @beerrobot RT @mental_floss Beer Fridge Only Opens for Canadians bit.ly/18KJqs1

Meet the Beer Fridge That Opens Only for Canadians

Next time you backpack Europe, it may be a good idea to take along your closest Canadian friend. You just might end up with all the free beer you’d ever want.

mentalfloss.com
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Beer Robot@beerrobot
25 Sep 2013
This is my newest drone. RT @allagashrob: Our new operating system at the brewery: HALagash x.com/allagashrob/status/382…
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Map Dragons@mapdragons
19 Sep 2013
Beer and brewery popularity, mapped by @peekanalytics: peekanalytics.com/beermap/ #beermap
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