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Joined October 2017
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God I love millennial sad boy guitar pickin music so much.
I am a cliché person and I don’t care who knows it.
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Is it too soon to laugh at these pompous finance influencers so CONFIDENTLY proclaiming in their mom’s basement how the SpaceX IPO would be “exit liquidity” to dump on poor unsuspecting retail investors who are *checks notes* up 50% in the first two days???
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Jun 14
The perfect tweet doesn’t exis… my god! It’s perfect!
Jun 13
Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.
The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.
The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.
Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.
"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.
It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.
"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.
I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.
In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.
And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.
You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.
The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.
I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.
Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.
"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.
Discipline is a journey.
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Caleb Gregory retweeted
Jun 14
SpaceX raised only $12B of capital before going public. With that $12B, they revolutionized the rocket industry, built a global satellite network, and created arguably the most innovative company of all time.
The federal government spends $12B every 15 hours and still can’t get its shit together. Prior to SpaceX, NASA was sending astronauts into space on Soviet-era Russian Soyuz capsules.
So no, I don’t find Elon’s wealth to be a problem, and I wouldn’t trust Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders to allocate a single dollar of it.
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Jun 13
My kids made me a helper. He is helping.
Jun 13
Well I still need to do the texture for my drywall repair, and repaint the trim.
But I did, in fact, complete this “$20,000” repair for less than $600.
Just put in an hour or two everyday after work. Saved $19,400. Not too shabby.
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Jun 13
Well I still need to do the texture for my drywall repair, and repaint the trim.
But I did, in fact, complete this “$20,000” repair for less than $600.
Just put in an hour or two everyday after work. Saved $19,400. Not too shabby.
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Caleb Gregory retweeted
Jun 13
I have issues with Musk, he seems like a real psycho actually, but the world was asking for electric cars, better batteries, better lower and upper orbit tech, satellite internet…governments were failing to develop these things themselves, his companies (with govt help, yes) pulled it off, now these companies are as valuable as like the entire Iberian Peninsula. He’s invested in his companies so their valuation makes him a “trillionaire”—but that’s simply because he did the thing that government and markets asked him to do. Virtually all of that money flows back into the companies which he was asked to build, and built. He couldn’t cash out and build a private army even if he wanted to. Ultimately he is a servant of the state.
I get more pissed off when I read about some billionaire divorcee donating 10M to an NGO which everybody has voted against over and over.
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It me.
Jun 12
Retail investor celebrating a 20% SpaceX IPO price pop (he owns 2 shares)
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Caleb Gregory retweeted
Jun 12
I am filled with optimism at the fact that the world's first trillionaire was made not by hedge funds or market manipulation, but by building the infrastructure to take America to the stars.
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Jun 11
Me with $137 in my pocket worrying about SpaceX opening price so I can buy 1 share
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Jun 11
I’m buying the ipo.
If space x stock crashes im just going to buy more. 🤷🏻♂️
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Jun 11
Farmer stronk
Jun 10
Wtf this man headlocked a bull. UFC need to sign him up quick 😂💀💀
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Jun 8
Great. My son has harnessed the power of hyper focus and YouTube and I can’t beat him at chess anymore 😕😮💨🥹🥰
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Jun 8
I need to put the trim back on, but that’s basically a complete repair
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