I have massive scars all over my body (proof in the tweet below)
When I was a kid, I had terrible self-esteem
The scars were my biggest insecurity, especially because I also had this small machine implanted in my left pec for injections, so I got bullied a for it
“ Sad story beni :( ”
That’s what you’d think
But then one day I turned 14 and discovered that girls were not, in fact, useless as I previously believed
And to my absolute shock, they LOVED the scars
And just like that, I went from having crippling insecurity to an enormous ego because of one single sentence:
“I love your scars, beni they look so cool”
They literally became my biggest wingmen
Worth the bullying 100%
PS: When I was young I used to bet my friends that I could pull girls with insane made up stories about how I got the scars
I peaked when I made a girl believe that in Switzerland, as per the Toblerone packaging and the flag of Bern, we have wild bears roaming around. So I told her that one day, in my small village in the alps, a baby cub attacked me and in self defense I had killed it (Obviously I had to win the fight)
I really tried to sell the story so I showed the scars I have on my neck, torso etc but then I added that the case became famous in Switzerland because they wanted to throw me in jail for having killed an endangered animal which made me become a local celebrity
Went home with the girl
Best part is that my broke ass friend had to pay for my big mac the next day because he didn't trust the power of the scars
Best big mac I have ever had