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space taco retweeted
29 Jan 2017
Chuckling your dick off at Twitter memes from eight years ago
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space taco retweeted
6 Dec 2012
Verily, doth thou recall the tyme in which I feasted upon your lady's entrails and declared "FORNICATION LAUGHTERS"? FORNICATION LAUGHTERS!
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May 30
Bars are cheaper than therapy per hour. Why have you not taken the alcohol pill yet?
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May 23
If ya ever want some wild dreams, take a nap while listening to an economics documentary.
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May 23
High calorie individual outside Walmart talking on the phone loudly about her bowel movements.
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May 20
Why have all my gummy vitamins turned hard? Are they expired and turned into rocks? Or are they just fully turned on and erect now?
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May 19
I have consciously decided to stop yelling at cyclists they run stop signs. If you want to die, that's not my choice. But your choice will be in my deposition.
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May 17
Illegal short term rental property? Excuse me, they're undocumented STRs. No rental properties are "illegal" on stolen land.
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May 13
"you can see it from space", bitch you are in space, if you can see it at all, you can see it from space. Stfu
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May 8
This inflation is getting out of control. A gallon of Four Loko is now over $16.
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Apr 29
If your app asks me to rate the app, you're automatically getting a bad review. Get some confidence motherfucker. Either you know you're good or you fucking suck.
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Apr 26
When my cat sneezes, his butthole pops out like a spray tan girl in 2007 making the duck face.
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Apr 24
White people calling out racism against other races is exercising your white privilege and you need to stop, fucking racists.
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Apr 24
They should make a device where you can listen to music without a screen on and doesn't need internet to work. That would be cool.
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