This can’t be real, can it?
Joined June 2021
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In this Backyard, it’s “win or go home,” and this crew hasn’t left since the 90's.
Where there’s a pitch, there’s a legend.
#YouGotThis
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11 Apr 2025
How has nobody at @NBCSports asked Arron Oberholser to stop talking into his hand? He could be so great at this if he acted just 10% more professional.
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10 Sep 2024
In the last several weeks, my office has received many inquiries from actual residents of America who've said the GOP candidate for VP @JDVance has a micro penis. It's possible, of course, that all of these rumors will turn out to be false.
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6 Aug 2024
Tim Walz is coming for your guns.
So he can help you clean them properly before your families all go out for a lovely day of duck hunting.
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5 May 2024
One of the best tracks of the year without question. Thanks for this one @AdeemTheArtist it’s magic.
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19 Apr 2024
Show us a Perfect movie poster
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9 Mar 2023
CODA holds up incredibly well a year and a half later. The constant talk about it being a “bad” Best Picture winner had me doubting. But man it’s just an excellent film top to bottom. Audition scene is so viscerally emotional. Brilliant work. #Oscars2023
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26 Jan 2023
Hot take: I’ll Never Love Again is the vastly superior song from A Star is Born, and deserved to win every award possible. Followed closely by Is That Alright, Maybe It’s Time… and then Shallow.
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