danny briere fan club president
Joined January 2012
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6 Sep 2023
If y’all want someone to laugh at I will offer up this story about myself: In Jason Mraz’s song “I’m yours” I genuinely thought the lyric was “I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the miver
And bending over backwards just to try to see a cliver”
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27 Feb 2025
yall I'm trying to not use this app anymore lol so if you're on threads pls follow @ amyeliza.bethh !!! tbh I was hesitant to start using it but I like it a lot. I just need to follow more real people so I don't get so many repeat engagement farming posts on my feed lol
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24 Nov 2024
if you’re really worried about seeing spoilers about a popular movie you’re about to see… you need to stay off social media or filter it during opening weekend because PEOPLE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT IT
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mamie retweeted
23 Nov 2024
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
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mamie retweeted
21 Nov 2024
Reader, this was the mermaid store
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20 Nov 2024
this is why y’all need to learn how to spend time in your homes entertaining yourselves
19 Nov 2024
Summer is S tier winters good from indoors being out in the snow after a while blows dick
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19 Nov 2024
not impressive I can move just like that
18 Nov 2024
To move like that at 98 is insane
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14 Nov 2024
and by we I mean my friends so I don’t have to play with stupid people
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14 Nov 2024
you gotta be careful about what pictures you post on facebook because your mom is gonna print that shit out and use it in a gift no matter how low the quality is
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12 Nov 2024
"women don't want to be mothers" - no. women don't want to bear the burden of motherhood alone.
there are too many men who want a wife and kids without having to be a husband and a father.
12 Nov 2024
The root cause is women don’t want to be mothers. And many current mothers (esp high edu white pops) are ambivalent about their choice
This is *neither good nor bad* it just is. If you want to change that, you need to truly understand WHY women feel this way which = no judgement
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14 Nov 2024
is there a name for the stress I felt as a child when my mom agreed to babysit other peoples kids but then always left me alone doing it instead
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13 Nov 2024
if there’s only a big light at the function I am LEAVING
12 Nov 2024
I wish I could visit every house in America and fix your indoor lighting issues. I could permanently cure seasonal depression by introducing everyone to lamps.
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mamie retweeted
12 Nov 2024
I wish I could visit every house in America and fix your indoor lighting issues. I could permanently cure seasonal depression by introducing everyone to lamps.
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13 Nov 2024
going to the flyers @ blues game and I just found out a former flyer that was one of my faves when I was a little baby hockey fan is now the blues’ captain 😱
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13 Nov 2024
and craig bribe was their coach a few years ago. they wanna be the flyers soooo bad
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13 Nov 2024
I’ve had this dream twice now where drew afualo soft launched her relationship with ethan hawke while never mentioning the end of her long term relationship with her fiancé 💀
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mamie retweeted
10 Nov 2024
Me after TurboTax asks me to confirm I’ve reviewed all of the documents (I don’t understand anything)
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