I understand now
Joined February 2026
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Me after collect the $50M on my weeding day
$50m to marry your toxic ex will you?
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How I feel calling her late at night after watching World Cup game to make her think I stayed up all night thinking about her
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When the alarm i set to wake me up at 8am tries to wake me up at 8am
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I used to wonder how long term couples didn't run out of things to talk about but I've since discovered the power of constantly collaborating on deep lore for your cats
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I knew a kid who would only respond to questions with "up your butt and around the corner" and literally no one cared when he went missing over the summer
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I’m tired of building nggas up come premade 🤣‼️🙄
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Tryna stop smokin but wtf so sober people do allday?? fr😂
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At some point Gege uni should be made compulsory for all Nigerian men!
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My car had a fault this afternoon and I need to do something at home, I had to pay for the full bus so he won’t wait for anyone on the road
I hate managing or inconvenience so much with passion 😭😫
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