Just the personal ramblings of a middle-aged man dealing with the same sh1t, just on a different day. All tweets are my own personal views 😀
Joined April 2010
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Keith J Bell retweeted
Never forget Reagan’s reaction to a balloon popping during a speech he gave in West Berlin, 1987- just six years after being shot and wounded in a real assassination attempt by John Hinckley, Jr.
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So there’s some ‘mystery’ celebs coming along shortly. Could it be Gemma Collins and Craig Charles as shown in the opening titles 🤷🏼♂️ #ImACeleb #shitsurprise
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Mar 29
Hi @asda How long should your 4XL tops be as there’s a good two inches difference between these two 😞
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Jan 28
Hi @AldiUK I’ve bought a 12 pack of bottled water and left it at the checkout at Hermiston Gait. Is there anything I can do or are they gone 😢
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5 Dec 2025
Did anyone else notice something brown on the end of Infatino’s nose when giving Trump the FIFA “Peace” award 🤷🏼♂️ #WorldCup2026 #BrownNosing #FIFAWorldCup
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19 Nov 2025
Let’s take a moment to think about Archie Gemmell, who’s amazing goal against Holland has gone from No 1 to No 4 in Scotland’s greatest ever goals in one match #SCODEN
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2 Tierney
3 McLean
4 Gemmell
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Keith J Bell retweeted
18 Nov 2025
The bbc radio Scotland comms for Tierneys goal. Incredible.
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18 Nov 2025
I am done. Exhausted. Highs and lows but we’re there 🏴 I’m not crying, you are ❤️
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facebook.com/share/v/1BstGXT… @S4R4HTAIT If only Jack and Victor had had these 🤣🤣🤣
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12 Nov 2025
@AldiUK You could probably reduce the size of your packaging, given how small your sausage is now 😔
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Keith J Bell retweeted
11 Nov 2025
Cheerleader of the year right here. ❤️
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29 Oct 2025
Me with and without makeup, thanks to my granddaughters, although I look more like an assault victim 😂😂😂
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17 Sep 2025
Watching #DonaldTrump and #KingCharlesIII listening to the massed bands playing Battle Hymn of the Republic and singing “Stop The Bus I Need A Wee-Wee”. Anyone else or just me 🤷🏼♂️
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Keith J Bell retweeted
21 Jul 2025
Robin Williams would’ve turned 74 today
This thread will brighten up your day 🧵
1. His improvised scene in Good Will Hunting made the cameraman laugh so hard the camera started shaking. Matt Damon's reaction is authentic.
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13 May 2025
Maybe only one for my Scottish followers, but when I see the news headlines about the ‘Diddy Trial’ I thinking of a couple of neds appearing at Glasgow Sheriff Court 🤣
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8 May 2025
So the new #Pope is the first American born Pope.
I wonder who’ll take credit for making the Catholic Church great again 🤣
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23 Apr 2025
@edinhelp @edintravel Clovenstone Rd has been reduced to one lane for over a month now by @scottish_water. As the Roads Authority for the area, can you make Scottish Water “get their finger out” and sort the issue and remove the barriers please? #ItsNotRocketScience
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25 Apr 2025
Can my MSP @GMacdonaldSNP make @scottish_water finally fix the road and remove their barriers please, or maybe my MP @DrScottArthurMP, as a previous Transport Convenor for Edinburgh might have an idea on how this can be resolved after blocking the road for over a month 🤷🏼♂️
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