and I sort of accidentally blasted him in the crotch. seven times in the crotch. poor guy turned blue.
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/ las cajeras del supermercado hablando del concierto de arjona y de como no se saben las letras y se están aprendiendo por lo menos 10 cada una me meo
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/ does anyone have a photoshop download link or something :) i refuse to pay idc
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RT @PSIVEDIAM: temp pinned. indie and selective 𝙴𝙼𝙼𝙰 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝚂𝚃 of marvel comics. mature and explicit themes present.…
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⠀⠀𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟
⠀⠀( ♡ ) this post to become a main! allows me to tag you in posts and vice versa. Also for plotting in DMs!
⠀⠀( ⟲ ) TO SPREAD.
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‘ jesus christ, ’ she muttered under her breath, pouring the coffee into his cup before handing it over. ‘ here. let's hope the caffeine does its job and improves that mood a little. ’
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⠀⠀just black is fine .
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oh, c'mon, don't say that with a straight face—i had at least half a second where i thought i got you. *😕
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oh, yeah, super scared. you're literally the scariest, car'.
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look at that, summers voluntarily interacting with people—knew the smell of coffee'd get you eventually. cream? sugar? or do you take it in the most concerning way possible?
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Morning Cap’n . I’ll take some sure .
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‘ finally, someone in this place with priorities. ’ a grin tugged at her mouth as she lifted the coffee pot slightly. ‘ how do you take it, romanova? ’
good morning, danvers. i could really use some caffeine right now.
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My scissor sisters
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“I hope your wig glue makes you impotent.”
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Who gave him the switch bro #scottsummers #kamalakhan
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‘ guess the reputation's still intact, then. good to know. ’ her shoulders rose in a small shrug, smile pulling a little crooked as her nose scrunched for a second. ‘ aerospace engineering gets messy sometimes. jets, hangars, engines,
light laugh, greased hands buried in overalls’ pockets—— equally as greasy, so nothing to worry about. ‘ heather frost. i know you—— well, i know * of you. you really are one of the good guys, huh .. ’ said with a chuckle, ( .. )
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maintenance crews.. you spend enough time around all that stuff, you kinda stop caring about a little grease. plus, i've always liked fixing things myself. keeps you humble. ’ she huffed out a faint laugh after that. ‘ what about you?
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⠀ ㅤ“ 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 ELSE IS JUST A 𝘚𝘐𝘋𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘞. ㅤㅤSHE IS THE 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴 ”ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ—— ㅤ 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙆𝙏𝙍𝘼 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙊𝙎. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ…
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