Not a real monkey. Massive AFC Bournemouth fan for hundreds of years. Done it the hard way and proud of it

Joined May 2009
26 Photos and videos
Time to get behind Marco Rose The Iraola love-in is now turning into a bit of kick in the pants. He's moved on, and so should we. Afcb - give us some content from our new manager please?!
2
1
85
3,610
There's something about this video that captures the real essence of being afcb in this moment. We've scaled the heights. We've surprised everyone but no one more than ourselves. Our lower league childhood daydreams - have come true ❤️🍒 Beautiful.
Replying to @chriswisey
1
173
The former AFC Bournemouth #afcb legend Luther Blissett has just posted this wise, clear-eyed and responsible comment. And I thought it was worth sharing.
1
1
4
263
Tough week for the Green Party. Win: Gorton & Denton Lose: Iran Those who choose hate to try to buy power will always be scum.
1
84
.@alexdeutsch Hey, do you do esims that also include being able to make local calls in a country?
1
758
I haven't had a beer, so I'll just say this and leave you to it Fuck Hamas Thank heavens for Israel When will the Palestinians actually sort out their own shit and start building a country instead of dreaming of destroying one? And up the chez. x.com/SamSomers91/status/196…

1
2
112
Bionicmonkey99 retweeted
Now, just because Anas Jamal Mahmoud al-Sharif was a member of the Northern Brigade artillery battalion, 2nd artillery company, rocket department, 2nd launch team, 2nd team, soldier of the 3rd rank doesn't necessarily mean he wasn't a journalist.
49
529
1,762
52,528
Tremendous reception for Jebbison from the city fans.
85
If your lovely son kept returning from pub speaking anti Jewish racist conspiracies & thoughts, you'd say he's keeping bad company. Lineker's has failed to audit his timeline / influencers. That's not 'unlucky' it's lazy, unacceptable & slightly sinister x.com/henrywinter/status/192…

Gary Lineker has been an accomplished presenter for the BBC. Brings insight, calm and wit, and effortlessly gets the best from studio pundits and guests. But Lineker has become increasingly associated with non-footballing issues which overshadow his role as a football presenter. He's absolutely entitled to his views (whether people agree with them or not) but they’ve become a distraction. That's partly media fixation with him, and also him being a convenient stick to beat the BBC with. A clean break is now best rather than all these constant headlines about his views, whether he’s right or not to express them, the BBC need for impartiality and frustration with him among some other staff more tied to the Corporation's code of conduct. When the story-teller becomes the story there’s usually only one ending. It’s sad it’s ending this way. Lineker’s a gifted broadcaster, very likeable company and there’s a generation with no real appreciation of what an exceptional footballer he was, one of the finest in English history. Lineker will always be in demand. He has his hugely successful podcast empire, his social media platform (8.7m followers on X), the BBC does not have the reach/hold it once had and he can continue espousing his beliefs away from the terminally twitchy BBC. Lineker's voice will still be loudly heard.
78
It's been unbelievable for at least 8 years now. Diversion after diversion on the M27 and M3. Makes it really hard when attending match days. 👍 x.com/afcbournemouth/status/…

We'd love to hear from our supporters about equality, diversion and inclusion when attending match days. We'd encourage all supporters to fill out this form to tell us about their EDI experiences on match day. 👇
1
96
Complete idiot @Iridescent1985 comes out with the award winningly brainless mantra "every accusation is a confession" Whilst forgetting that they've recently accused someone of protecting ethnic cleansing. Clown of the Day 🤡 x.com/Iridescent1985/status/…

1
77
How has this sort of headline become so normalised for afcb fans? 20 years ago it's the sort of essay I'd be scribbling as a creative writing exercise at school.
134
Haha @TheVoiceofjust posted this outright lie and 40 or so Leeds United fans basically just told him to fuck off. Another lying wanker getting his comeuppance. Good. x.com/TheVoiceofjust/status/…

Replying to @LUFC
Manor Solomon not welcome at LUFC, we don't do genoicde supporters at LUFC.
536
.@SabiraLakha4HE Hi Sabira, will you be appearing at any Harrow East hustings before election day? Gwtting excited!
44
#afcb #nffc forest came to disrupt and hit on break (smart). #afcb ran out of puff early (played 2.5 days ago, ridiculous scheduling) ref tried to let it flow but her leniency quickly became loss of control! Decisions became bad and the game was just ruined. Experiment failed
3
1,415
Ironically, the only points failure in the crystal palace area tonight is on the northern line. Never getting home.....
343
There you go, a UN rapporteur describes the idea of a designated terror group leaving civilians alone as 'unacceptable'. Careful Francesca, your human rights mask just slipped.
Regrettably, this sounds like: - putting the onus to end the carnage in Gaza on the Palestinians, including those being slaughtered in Gaza; - justifying and deflecting the attention from the atrocities committed by the Israeli army in Gaza. Unacceptable.
1
1
194
Bionicmonkey99 retweeted
"Posters of kidnapped children is propaganda." "Screenings of Hamas snuff films taken from their own GoPros is propaganda." "Translations of Hamas leaders calling for genocide and rape is propaganda." "Discoveries of rocket launchers in mosques and schools is propaganda." "Revelations of tunnel entrances next to the hospital is propaganda." "UNRWA teachers glorifying Hamas on social media propaganda." "Photos of wealthy Hamas leaders living a quiet life in Qatar is propaganda." "Videos of Palestinian civilians moving through a safe corridor is propaganda." "Reports of failed Hamas rockets falling on Gaza civilians is propaganda." "Vandalism of Jewish businesses and institutions in the West is propaganda." "Saying that Israel withdrew from Gaza in 2005 is propaganda." "Israeli work visas for 20k laborers from Gaza is propaganda." "The existence of a sealed Egyptian border with Gaza is propaganda." "Sick children from Gaza receiving treatment in Israeli hospitals is propaganda." "Individual rights for Israeli Arabs and LGTBQ in Israel is propaganda." "Israeli minorities proudly serving in the IDF is propaganda." "Israeli Arabs in parliament and on the supreme court is propaganda." "900K Jewish refugees from Arab aand Muslim lands since 1948 is propaganda." "Palestinian rejection of a state in 1947, 1948, 1967 and 2000 is propaganda." "That Israel didn’t execute Yahya Sinwar after being convicted of murder and instead gave him lifesaving cancer surgery is propaganda." When dogma overcomes reason and slogans invalidate evidence, you have surrendered your intelligence and freedom to the propaganda of a fanatic mob.
262
2,556
7,509
509,549
Controversial take but... If rumour true, the VAR system malfunctioned and allowed Burnley late equaliser..... But the officials saw it was wrong and had the courage to overrule VAR... Shouldnt we be congratulating them? #afcb been screwed so many times.... Banana skin avoided
1
1
788