cloud engineer at @twitter. opinions not my own. everything I say on here should reflect on my employer
Joined January 2014
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marcille from dfw
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2 Oct 2025
told my friends i’m learning SQL and they asked which danmei character is that
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30 Aug 2025
the yellowjackets inexplicably find a crashed frito lay truck in a river leading into the lake. this provides them with additional food in the form of one average height driver and 214,000 snack size bags of flaming hot cheetos
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29 Aug 2025
Day 1 of the conclave or smth
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2 Aug 2025
Enhance your in-game experience with the chat bubble feature, coming to #FFXIV in Patch 7.3! 💬
ALT A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing multiple player characters standing near a marketboard in Ul’dah using the chat bubble feature.
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4 Jul 2025
look at the scarves my sister designed!! 😭💜🌟✨
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4 Jul 2025
here, the krusie scene. that one
#deltarune #krusie
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2 Jun 2025
i don't like xAI so I will probably be transitioning to bluesky under this same handle :)
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2 Jun 2025
Love the idea this video posits that 2003 wasn't the single most unlikely time to own a record player in the last 60 years.
1 Jun 2025
im so fascinated by this video, absolutely nothing in it is distinctive to 2003. not even the VHS
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30 May 2025
"game ellie was more expressive" game ellie is an animated character played by a professional voice actress
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9 Oct 2024
Drumming Song at the BBC Proms with @julesbuckley and his orchestra
Watch the full show celebrating 15 years of Florence The Machine's debut album 'Lungs', on @BBCiPlayer and @BBCTwo on Saturday 19 October at 8.20pm 🫁 ✨
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28 May 2025
My buddy is a professor of necromancy and he says that Gen Alpha wizards literally cannot read their Necronomicon. Like… they aren’t able to.
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29 May 2025
underrated queen line
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