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10 Jun 2018
so i took photos at my niece and nephew’s 1st birthday party and I’m positive i captured my favorite picture of all time.
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Nico Leonard, wrist watch expert, going in on Rick Ross saying nearly his entire wristwatch collection is fake😳
“I’m fvcking fuming that’s a fake watch, this watch isn’t even real,Rick Ross is a performer, this watch was produced twice and I know both owners and they’re not Rick Ross’” 😭🥀
Jun 14
Nico Leonard, wristwatch expert calls Rick Ross out for wearing a fake watch 👀
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Japan goalkeeper Zion Suzuki:
🇺🇸 Born in the USA
🇯🇵 Mother is Japanese
🇬🇭 Father is from Ghana
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Only way to beat a hangover is to get another hangover
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jalen: u took a shot?!
josh: at 9 oclock? call the hotline
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There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.
Jun 14
The Reflecting Pool is currently experiencing an algae outgrowth, indicating high pH conditions.
Such a high pH is known to strip paint, potentially ruining Trump's $14M paint renovation.
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Jun 14
This muthafucka is so cold man. On some Kyrie shit I LOVE watching her hoop.
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"CaPiTaLiSm BrEeDs CoMpEtItIoN aNd InNoVaTiOn"
Meanwhile:
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👤LUDACRIS👤
💿JUSTIN CREDIBLE FREESTYLE💿
⬜️RAPS OVER DRAKE'S JANICE STFU AND T.I.'S LET EM KNOW⬜️
🚨OUT NOW🚨
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So a 76ers fan, hated the Knicks so much, that he put on a Rodman Spurs jersey just to engage in physical combat with Knicks fans.
This is legendary
The Spurs Final Boss on IG:
"I ain't got no damage... I'm not even from Texas. I'm from Philly, we used to this."
(via thee_wallace27/IG)
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UNBELIEVABLE!
IT'S OVER! CAPE VERDE STUNS SPAIN IN A 0-0 DRAW! 🤯
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Yesterday I had my first everyday ppl set! Out of no where Doechi and Janelle Monae appear ON STAGE in front of me! So I play YOGA by Janelle and she even grabbed the mic to sing it. FULL CIRCLE moment because at the start of my DJ career I used to run that song into the ground!
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Gotta be honest, this @ufc event at the White House looks spectacular. This is a big time show. I’m not there, and we all know all the complaints folks had about renovations at and around the White House, etc, but — to be fair — this is some impressive stuff I’m looking at. Props to UFC President @danawhite and the show they’ve put on. It’s Bigtime. Plain and simple!!!
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She is a damn savant. Navigates pick and roll better than anyone in the league as a rookie. Lulls you to sleep and keeps you guessing. Nothing is obvious because she’s got every option under the sun down and won’t force anything.
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The Obamas unveil their first-ever commissioned portrait together, painted by Njideka Akunyili Crosby, in the lobby of the new Obama Presidential Library.
ALT The Obamas' first-ever commissioned portrait together, painted by Njideka Akunyili Crosby, now featured in the lobby of the new Obama Presidential Library.
ALT The Obamas look at their first-ever commissioned portrait together, painted by Njideka Akunyili Crosby, in the lobby of the new Obama Presidential Library. Njideka Akunyili Crosby is standing opposite the Obamas.
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20h
cracking up that the replies are almost exclusively Americans saying that every shower in the whole dang country inexplicably has different controls and all of us do the same humiliation ritual at hotels
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Whoever did this ….. you deserve to retire from this alone 10/10
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If he was born in the us, we'd be watching the rise of the next president
Jun 14
.@NYCMayor said he didn’t go to sleep til 3:45a following the #Knicks win.
“We’ve been waiting for this for 53 years, and it just feels like the entire city is alive. The biggest city in the country feels like the smallest town in the world.”
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You in competition with her or something?
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UFC is currently trying to scrub the footage from the internet, sending out takedown notices.
At Trumplander's UFC 250 Freedom Event, Josh Hokit Tries to Gain Favor With the Current Regime By Calling Michelle Obama a Man Right After Thanking Jesus (Video) ==> bit.ly/4xvxsST
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