David Beckham got an OBE #justsaying #bbcbreakfast

Why aren't the Dementia boys at work? #bbcbreakfast

So all we've got to do to lose allergies is go back to living in a cave...sorted #bbcbreakfast

Who gives a shit if news stories attract the attention of Elon Musk. Should all news be run by him for comment @bbcnews? #bbcbreakfast

#bbcbreakfast used to be a news programme but now it #theoneshow of a morning same old crap

OMG they've got to print some of the Epstein Files so people can read them. That is shocking Well done Henry on that report #bbcbreakfast

#bbcbreakfast like watching Rainbow with Jane & Bungle and all this quiz shite

Some things are more important than work Chap running for Dementia charities #bbcbreakfast

The dickhead speaks @Andi000211 #bbcbreakfast

Who wants to work for a pittance? School leavers got more sense #bbcbreakfast

Look, it's perfectly simple. I wasn't going to become an MP, then I was given £5 million and I coincidentally decided to run for Parliament. I then bought a house for £1.4m cash after saying I was "skint" and my girlfriend bought a house for £885,000 with money she didn't have and which I originally said I had bought. The gift was totally unconditional, as well as being for security and then it was a reward for Brexit. Nobody should have known about it, but the Russians hacked my phone, according to 'counter-espionage experts' who don't exist. See?

Royal Mail gone shit because it was sold off cheap & privatized. Name ONE Govt sector improved by privatization? There is none because they all about profit #bbcbreakfast

Stop chatting up the weather girl, Naga Matt Tebbutt will get jealous #bbcbreakfast

Go on doc where should i walk in concrete jungle? i could get some fresh air by M25 #bbcbreakfast

Lucky old me i had bills arrive Mon Tues & Wednesday and junk mail almost every day #bbcbreakfast

oh i see if you got heart disease you not welcome at breast cancer fishing line You be to f off and start your own fishing group #bbcbreakfast

Pissing it up already in Urmston My kinda pub, open for breakfast #bbcbreakfast

Sending money with birthday cards was never likely to reach it's destination Postman saw it and thought aye aye drinks tonight on that generous old bat #bbcbreakfast