Virginia golfer, just trying to get on plane

Joined July 2023
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Replying to @KVanValkenburg
I can quit whenever I want. I only watch Spieth socially.
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I know it’s the #YOTLG, but I wouldn’t wish my case of #TheLefts on my worst enemy
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Strantzman retweeted
“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. And then we’ll beat your ass with them.
THE FIRST MULTI-GOAL WORLD CUP GAME BY A USMNT PLAYER SINCE 1930 🤩 Have a night, Folarin Balogun 🔥
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$28 for a lap around DL3’s baby Tillinghast
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*Yo durante todo el año riéndome de que en USA llaman soccer al fútbol* Estados Unidos de la absoluta nada:
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Stu Holden shut the fuck up challenge: impossible
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We’re going to steal the World Cup
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Strantzman retweeted
. @AlexiLalas has become what he hates most, a DEI hire 😭😭
Alexi Lalas being there is such a joke lmao
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Ben James has been torching DL3's renovated Birdwood since 2022 (pictured: not me, bucket hats are anti-visor)
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Too American to be a real German CIA op
Buffalo Wild Wings and watching the opening match of the World Cup😍
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Strantzman retweeted
Jun 12
We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television
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LaSasso could’ve had a good role model
Replying to @PGATUOR
Basically, a tip was given to a board member at the Farms in late February about inappropriate nonconsensual relations between Phil & a Farms GC staff member, allegedly spanning over several months if not the better half of a year. On multiple occasions, being accused of locking himself in a bathroom & the women’s locker room with her. The board of directors voted in a unanimous decision to indefinitely suspend him from the club, & this decision came while he was still on property, causing him to be escorted off property during the day. The “family health matter” that he claimed to have dropped out of the Masters Tournament for was complete BS, and it was because he had this scandal to deal with.
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The US doesn’t deserve this man’s ball knowledge (but we desperately need it)
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People whose accents I could listen to for hours: — Charles Barkley — Werner Herzog — Iona Stephen — Salma Hayek Weird list. Who else goes on here?
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LOOK, @PGATOUR, SLOW PLAY PENALTIES
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The new laws of the game which are set to debut at @FIFAWorldCup 2026 ⚽️
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COMPUTER, pull up all the Euro 🛬 US tweets
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It’s Canadian open week and if you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.
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Earned a proper Psycho Scorecard. So proud.
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Oh fuqq
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What’s wrong with playing golf at the Sofi Center?
Los Angeles golfers are under fire for hitting golfballs into buildings, traffic and neighborhoods. The group has over 45,000 followers on Instagram and are infuriating residents with their stunts. A poster on the Los Angeles Reddit forum says they tried reaching out to LAPD and META about the group but didn't get a response back.
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Spurs are OKC with better PR

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