I'm just a guy who like video games. NOT Spoiler Free
Joined October 2011
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Ok so this is the new Penrose staircase I see I see.
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Wait a fucking minute. This is flowers in the mirror!
Moon in the water (Mythus in Aether sea), flowers in the mirror (Remembrance crystal)!
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Americans eat raw onions on their sandwiches but they don’t eat raw onion sandwiches.
There is a difference.
The Great British-American Twitter Onion War consists entirely of bad faith arguments.
Currently: Americans don't eat raw onions on sandwiches
Wait, what is that? A cheeseburger with raw onions on it?
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Blaster522 retweeted
Hi3 may revenue has 47.53 million yuan ≈ 7 million dollar in china alone this includes all platforms…and somehow the game acting like they make a nickel each month
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Blaster522 retweeted
notice how elon meatriders never mention his dad's emerald mines in apartheid south africa, or that he paid a woman $250,000 to avoid a sexual assault lawsuit, or that he begged epstein to go to his island on christmas, or the fact he doesn't talk to any of his children, etc
Jun 12
>Be Elon
>Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital
>Escape into books
>Read more than 8hrs a day
>Teach yourself programming
>Sell a video game at 12
>Leave South Africa
>Sleep on couches
>Work odd jobs
>Get into America
>Build a startup
>Get fired from your own company
>Start over
>Build another company
>Merge it into PayPal
>Get removed as CEO
>Your company gets acquired
>Walk away with nearly $180 million
>Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets
>People tell you you're insane
>Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree
>Learn rocket science from textbooks
>First rocket fails
>Second rocket fails
>Third rocket fails
>Divorce
>Public humiliation
>Cash running out
>One launch away from bankruptcy
>Launch anyway
>The fourth rocket reaches orbit
>NASA signs a contract
>Survive
>Tesla is weeks from collapse
>Save it at the last minute
>Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets.
>Land one.
>Then another.
>Then dozens.
>Turn science fiction into engineering
>Get mocked for betting on EVs
>Turn electric cars into status symbols
>Force the entire auto industry to follow
>Build the most valuable car company in history
>Launch astronauts into orbit
>Create a global satellite internet network.
>Buy Twitter
>Fire most of the staff
>Rename it X
>Walk into politics
>Risk your reputation
>Risk your companies
>Risk your fortune
>Become one of the most polarising people on Earth.
>Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists
>Keep building anyway
>Become a TRILLIONAIRE
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Blaster522 retweeted
What Americans actually eat
Americans in the quotes be like "that food is disgusting, now let me eat my canned chicken and squeezy cheese in peace"
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Blaster522 retweeted
The fact that a large number of euros think American bread is cake because of a single legal ruling in Ireland regarding a single form of bread for Subway restaurants is something that needs to be studied extensively
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Blaster522 retweeted
5th - A self import ant politician who uses lies and fear-mongering as his stances
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1st - Pedophile
2nd - A man who constantly takes credit for the achievements of others
3rd - A criminal who sees the general populace as a means to gain wealth
4th - A crooked businessman who views those under him as expendable & tosses them aside when no longer useful
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Blaster522 retweeted
Jun 14
that one homie whos questionable acts produce undeniable results
Jun 13
Giorno is the guy that will randomly say the most insane incomprehensible thing ever and it would make sense
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Blaster522 retweeted
Jun 13
Giorno is the guy that will randomly say the most insane incomprehensible thing ever and it would make sense
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Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
Jun 14
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
Community note
An American-made cheddar cheese was named the best cheddar cheese by the most recent World Cheese Awards in Bern, Switzerland.
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Blaster522 retweeted
Jun 14
europeans finding average american restaurants’ food good is what’s throwing me cuz 😭😭😭 the food can’t be THAT bad over there….
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Blaster522 retweeted
actually im still on this . WE HAVE CHEESE CAVES. WE MADE TOO MUCH CHEESE YES REAL CHEESE IN A RIND THAT WE HAD TO STORE IT IN THE CHEESE RESERVES IN A CAVE
WE HAVE SO MUCH GD CHEESE WE HAVE EVERY KIND OF CHEESE WE HAVE OVER A BILLION POUNDS OF CHEESE STORED IN A CAVE
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Jun 14
this is like the human equivalent of putting out a scratching post so your cats dont shred the couch
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Jun 14
mamdani putting school buses in times square as a tactical honey pot for hooliganism is a 5d chess move
kudos @NYCMayor
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Jun 14
I’m crying 😭😭😭 he gave New York fidget buses to take their adrenaline out on instead of damaging the actual buses I love Mamdani so much
Jun 14
mamdani putting school buses in times square as a tactical honey pot for hooliganism is a 5d chess move
kudos @NYCMayor
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These buses were hired as World Cup shuttles to transport fans to MetLife Stadium. They were damaged by crowds celebrating the Knicks NBA championship win in Times Square. nytimes.com/athletic/73602… cbsnews.com/newyork/news/t… nydailynews.com/2026/06/14/kni…
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Blaster522 retweeted
Jun 14
They genuinely actually never learned to cook on that god forsaken island
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