Servers, Containers, and Applications monitoring made easy. #DevOps #Monitoring #Observability #Cloud
Joined March 2015
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New in Bleemeo: on-call schedules, in the same UI as your monitoring.
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Multi-target schedules
βοΈ Escalation chains with custom delays
π Overrides for weekend cover, holidays, vacation
π± Mobile push with critical override on DnD
No 2nd subscription.
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New in Bleemeo: public status pages, auto-populated from your monitoring.
Tag your services β page reflects every status change in real time.
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90-day uptime Β· per-service
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Auto-detected incidents
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Email subscriptions for your users
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EU-hosted π docs.bleemeo.com/applicationβ¦
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New Glouton release π
One binary. Done.
π Embedded TSDB (15-day retention)
π Built-in Web UI
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50 services auto-discovered
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Native Prometheus OpenTelemetry
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Apache 2.0
docker run -d --network host bleemeo/bleemeo-agent
β github.com/bleemeo/glouton
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Check before Europe goes quiet 4 days:
β Status dashboard green, no certs expiring
β Disk forecasts clear (Bleemeo ML or your own)
β Copy Fail patched (CVE-2026-31431)
β Backups checked β restore tested in 30d
β Mobile push notifications tested
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Check Bleemeo config before long weekend in Europe starts Thursday:
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Primary on-call confirmed
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Backup engineer ready
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Escalation chain tested
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Notification channels tested
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Maintenance windows scheduled
PagerDuty, Opsgenie, Jira supported.
π bleemeo.com/features/alertinβ¦
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The new bleemeo.com is live. 0 cookies. 0 trackers. 0 banner.
Self-hosted analytics. EU data residency. GDPR by design.
Open the DevTools Network tab β count the third-party requests yourself.
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π New at @bleemeo: our MCP server is live. Connect Claude, Cursor, VS Code, or Zed to your monitoring data. "Which services had critical alerts today?" β instant answer, no PromQL.
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OAuth-secured
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26 read-only tools
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Free tier included
π bleemeo.com/features/ai-machβ¦
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π New at @bleemeo: Log Management is shipping.
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Collect from files / containers / syslog / OTLP
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OpenTelemetry-native pipeline
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Millisecond full-text search pattern alerting
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Logs β metrics in the same dashboard
π bleemeo.com/solutions/centraβ¦
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We just redesigned bleemeo.com β¨
π Live dashboard previews
π Resources section with guides & comparisons
π° Refreshed Pricing page β same transparent pricing
π Trial in under 5 min
A few new features are hiding in there too. Can you spot them? More soon π
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π This week: new Glouton features are live in Bleemeo Cloud Monitoring! π₯οΈ
Smarter insights, smoother monitoring, and more automation. βοΈβ¨
Check out the full release notes π github.com/bleemeo/glouton
#Bleemeo #Glouton #Monitoring #DevOps
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β΅βοΈ Team Bleemeo set sail in Porquerolles! A weekend of sailing, hiking & biking fueled our planning for the next months. Fun, teamwork & strategyβall in one unforgettable seminar! ππ‘ #TeamBleemeo #SailingSeminar #Innovation #Porquerolles
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Happy SysAdmin Day to the heroes behind the scenes! π₯οΈ Keep your infrastructure healthy with smart, simple monitoring from Bleemeo. Because uptime matters. #SysAdminDay #Monitoring #Bleemeo
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π The Bleemeo Cloud Monitoring homepage just got smarter!
You can now set your landing page to the default view or one of your starred dashboards β
Plus, the default page now shows key indicator history! π
#DevOps #Monitoring #Bleemeo
ALT screenshot of the new default dashboards with KPI history
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π The Bleemeo mobile app just got a brand-new design with new sections! π AWS, Applications, Kubernetes, and network monitoring are now available in addition to servers and monitors views already there... ππ± β¨ #Monitoring #DevOps
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π Happy New Year from the Bleemeo team! π₯β¨
A special shoutout to all the incredible DevOps, SREs, and sysadmins who keep the world running smoothly. π Hereβs to a 2025 filled with innovation, uptime, and success. Cheers to you all! ππ»
#HappyNewYear
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π Busy months at Bleemeo! From DevFest Toulouse to running 10km & a half-marathon at Toulouse Marathon, and co-organizing Capitole du Libreβweβve been on the move! π‘ Big announcements are coming in 2025. Stay tuned & enjoy the year-end celebrations! ππ
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π Amazing time at our team seminar in Γle de Porquerolles & Γles des Embiez near Toulon! π We discussed future projects, brainstormed ideas, and had fun sailing in this beautiful area. Energized and ready for whatβs next! π‘β΅οΈ
#Bleemeo #TeamSeminar #Porquerolles #Innovation
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π Last week, the Bleemeo team πΈ had an amazing time attending PromCon 2024 in Berlin! π
PromCon is the go-to conference for Prometheus developers and enthusiasts, and we were thrilled to be part of it
#PromCon2024 #Bleemeo #Prometheus #CloudMonitoring #DevOps #Berlin
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