Not too wild, not too proper.
Joined April 2007
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12 May 2019
My child exclaimed his disbelief that a company as rich as KFC would spend so much effort producing a detailed head, but then just draw a stick figure body.
Me: “I thought it was his bow tie.”
He glared at my stupidity.
But now I can’t unsee a giant head on a stick figure
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11 Aug 2024
A chilling glimpse of the future at tonight's closing ceremony. Antarctica has melted and an evil giant dominates the Olympics, using his enormous gold medal to block the Mediterranean. Ship captains bump their heads daily on the walkways that connect the continents :(
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22 Apr 2024
I think it's finally time to put this to bed. Map of countries that are not New Zealand
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8 Sep 2023
Just 1001 more emails until I complete this grinding task and reach Diamond Legendary status!
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26 Jul 2023
currently helping my best friend’s bf choose her engagement ring which reminds me of my fav reddit post wherein the woman was upset about her hideous engagement ring and everyone was like it can’t be that bad and then it was worse than anyone could have ever imagined
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15 Jul 2023
No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.
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The sub story has everything. Billionaires. Logitech controllers. A stepson seeing Blink 182. Conversations about what is funny and what isn't. Rescue missions. The Titanic. Orcas.
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THE IRONY THAT HE WAS ASKED THIS QUESTION..
POOR GUY… 😢😢😢 I AM PRAYING THEY WILL BE RECOVERED SAFE AND SOUND
#Titan #Titanic #titanicsub #titanicsubmarine #titanicsubmersible #OceanGate #phnargeolet #StocktonRush
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20 Jun 2023
Ugh I just did two big tasks on my to do list that have been hanging over me for weeks, and went to gleefully check them off - AND I HAD ENTERED THEM AS A COMBINED TASK 😱
Ohhhh the dissatisfaction I feel right now!!
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15 Jun 2023
i put my gloves in the glove box, and felt an overwhelming sense of smugness
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9 May 2023
You will never be as bad ass as Princess Anne during a kidnap attempt.
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1 Jun 2023
I’ve set up a camera in the kitchen to catch whichever neighbourhood cat is coming in at night to eat my cat’s food. Looking forward to posting the shameful evidence on the local Facebook tomorrow! 😼
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25 May 2023
youtu.be/pBk4NYhWNMM New Barbie trailer just dropped - and the storyline is going Matrix style!
Also includes choreographed precision-type dance, plus the rollerblading scenes that were widely shared during filming
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21 May 2023
I have just learnt that if you make a batch of fudge, you can just eat fudge whenever you want. As much as you like. Cup of tea and fudge? Sure! Bedtime snack of 5 pieces of fudge? Yeah! It’s been a revelation
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24 May 2023
Bad news, I went to the dentist today and they discovered a cavity. Oh, fudge!
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22 May 2023
I present to you a fine piece of NZ nostalgia - Suzanne Paul’s instructional dance video for the dance floor anthem, the Blue Monkey!
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11 May 2023
JOB VACANCY! TenForward gaming expert. Casual hours for After School Care & Holiday Programme. What we need:
- aged 20
- interested in inspiring young kids
- must have knowledge of Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite
- experience with neurodivergent kids is a bonus.
Cc @TheRealArkadian
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8 May 2023
The council apologises for omitting the full stop after
'crocodiles' on this sign at the Municipal Lake, which resulted in 38 bathers being eaten over Coronation weekend.
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23 Apr 2023
🌈My rainbow cake has been constructed! Stripes on the inside, outside, and rows of rainbow flowers
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