tea-based lifeform | ghostwriter SMM | writing @rugtelegraph | SafaryClub web3 marketing cert. 'why tradest thou, if not for memes?'
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blockscribbler retweeted
Jun 15
Bold of you to assume I even remember what my job title is.
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This is why you never look at the charts after you sell.
In 2023, FTX sold its 5% stake in Cursor for $200k as part of its bankruptcy proceedings.
Today, that stake would be worth over $3,000,000,000 after SpaceX $SPCX acquired the startup for $60 billion.
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Jun 15
Me trying to convince myself that my 12 dollar profit means I am a financial genius.
interesting. i just noticed that many of my favorite cryptocurrencies have started going up again 🤔
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Jun 15
Apart from inventing a whole new global financial system, what has crypto ever done for us?
personally i find crypto useless
except:
> self-custody
> 24/7 markets
> permissionless borrowing
> onchain stocks
> savings without KYC
> bet on anything
> verified collectibles
> proof of humanity
> data security
> true privacy
> agentic payments
> neobanks
> onchain reputation
> leverage anything
> stablecoins
but apart from that useless
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blockscribbler retweeted
Jun 14
sounds great but have you tried staying inside and looking at memes instead
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Jun 14
2026 super cycle: delayed due to BTC being mid af
Jun 13
Might be late...
I can't predict anything. 😂
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May 31
Everyone quick, buy everything before the robots learn how to trade better than us.
May 31
LATEST: 💰 Raoul Pal called crypto "humanity's pension plan," arguing investors have four years to own as much as possible before AI rewrites the global economy.
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May 24
The funny thing about making memes for a living is that I have a degree in English Literature but my primary tool is a crying soyjak.
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May 24
Just bought the dip at 104. Please do not look at my screen.
May 24
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Brent crude oil falls 5% as US and Iran negotiate deal to reopen Strait of Hormuz and end war.
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May 23
my portfolio is finally green but i am still afraid to open the app
May 23
JUST IN: Bitcoin reclaims $77,000 after President Trump says the US and Iran are finalizing a deal.
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Apr 14
We are 105,000 blocks away from 1.5625 BTC rewards. I have aged 10 years in the last 2.
Happy halfway day!
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Mar 24
we are now regulating the markets that were created to bypass the regulations of the markets. nature is healing.
Mar 24
Kalshi, Polymarket tighten insider trading controls amid Senate scrutiny theblock.co/post/394807/kals…
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calm. collected. monitoring 47 situations.
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blockscribbler retweeted
Feb 13
unlike your last three investments 💔
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Feb 12
yes this is autobiographical
Feb 12
13 Valentine’s Day Texts Only Crypto People Would Send
Because flowers are temporary but emotional volatility is forever ❤️
If your love language includes charts, conviction, and mild delusion, this one’s for you...
1. “Are we long-term or just a short-term trade?”
2. “I’m not selling you, ever”
3. “You’re my highest conviction play right now”
4. “Let’s merge!!”
5. “Be my exit liquidity?”
6. “I’d stake with your validator pool”
7. “You had me at mainnet”
8. “This isn’t a pump & dump I swear”
9. “I definitely see long-term value here”
10. “We’re still early… right?”
11. “I promise this isn’t a rug”
12. “I’d hold through the dips with you”
13. “gm ❤️” (for the culture)
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Feb 12
"Solana is just a glorified SQL database"
Okay, but it’s a SQL database that just processed 2 years' worth of Ethereum transactions in a week while the validators were actively quitting
Feb 12
This chart is showing the total number of daily transactions on the most important chains.
It is not difficult to see that @solana is not like the others.
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Feb 12
Prediction Markets: The Secret Sauce Behind the Magic 🔮
Have you ever wondered how platforms like Polymarket or Kalshi actually know who’s going to win the election or whether Taylor Swift’s wedding will cause a measurable spike in global GDP?
Let's examine the carefully designed system of trust and incentives...
Behold! The inner workings of Prediction Markets 🧵👇
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Feb 12
5/ Summary: Choose Your Fighter 🥊
Picking a platform depends on what you value:
Crypto & Speed? Hit Polymarket.
Finance & Regulation? Go with Kalshi.
(Basically, if you want to bet on the apocalypse, go on-chain. If you want to bet on a boring bill passing, go off-chain)
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Feb 12
6/ The Bottom Line
Prediction markets are the future of how we aggregate truth. Whether it's robot oracles or human judges, they all aim to turn the "wisdom of the crowd" into a crystal ball.
And in a world of fake news, prediction markets are the only place where people have to put their money where their mouth is. If you're not betting, you're just guessing.
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