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3 Feb 2023
I was brought in to punch ups on he 2017 NFL Script and it may surprise people to know how much of it is ad libbed. I mean they stick to the outline, but Roger Goodell really gives them the space to experiment.
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30 Jan 2023
Every time Kelce opens his yap I remind myself this is the same jabroni who starred in his own dating reality show
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30 Jan 2023
When “The Refs,” “Horrible,” “NFL Rigged,” and “#NFLRigged” are all trending at the same, it’s probably not a good thing.
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30 Jan 2023
People acting like because media says man that joe burrow is really good and his team lost means they got the cards to say he sucks and I don’t see it.
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23 Jan 2023
This video is so horrible it's almost art. Like when a friend of mine dropped his camera and the resulting pictures resulted in his most successful gallery show.
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16 Jan 2023
Tell me you are the swamp without telling me you are the swamp.
15 Jan 2023
Let me be very clear—Republicans will use the power of the purse and the power of the subpoena to hold the swamp accountable.
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24 Dec 2022
Christmas. The one time of year we all pretend that white chocolate isn’t disgusting.
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20 Nov 2022
Did you know? When Bill Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After George W. Bush and the GOP let the assault weapons ban expire in 2004, mass shootings increased by 245%. — These numbers tell a story.
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20 Nov 2022
When your wife wakes up from a dream where you were supporting an expansion of the patriarchy
11 Nov 2022
I can’t fathom the depth and creation of the universe or the brass it takes to make a $44 billion acquisition and then make it up as I go.
Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio
27 Oct 2022
Job #1875 I would fail miserably at.
25 Oct 2022
Watching the "Stick Man" at hockey games is so insane. He touches the stick of whoever has the puck.
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26 Oct 2022
Feeling good today.
"You really be throwing dimes."
Nobody plays cool and confident like @JoeyB. 😎
26 Oct 2022
When requesting a meeting there are two kinds of people, those who see one available half-hour in your bricked calendar and think, "nope, not going to do that to them" and monsters.
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13 Sep 2022
The day a kicker emerges that can make a 64 yard kick so reliably that you run down the clock to take one, the NFL will be forever changed. And that kicker will make insane money. It seems crazy and we even live in the @MattPrater_5 times. #mnf
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15 Aug 2022
Republicans this week: democrats don't understand the hardships of retail fashion and the working man's deep hunger for affordable crudite.
15 Aug 2022
In this live interview just last Friday, it appears that the @BoHines kiddo, Republican running for Congress in #NC13, does not understand what a "banana republic" is. He honestly thinks everyone's referring to the clothing retail chain.
Didn't he go to Yale? 😬🤔 #ncpol
rob bloom retweeted
15 Aug 2022
In this live interview just last Friday, it appears that the @BoHines kiddo, Republican running for Congress in #NC13, does not understand what a "banana republic" is. He honestly thinks everyone's referring to the clothing retail chain.
Didn't he go to Yale? 😬🤔 #ncpol
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