President of Aromat Addicts Anonymous.

Joined August 2008
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8 Apr 2023
Is it whippets climbing in and out of your bed all night?
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Get RID of Catherine West.
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Name her and shame her. @CatherineWest1 is calling for a vote of no confidence in Starmer and says she's got 10 people backing her. Sack her now. Call her out. A traitor. She's trying to destroy the party and the country. Shame on her.
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I'll be recapping the closing arguments in Ioan Gruffudd v. Alice Evans this afternoon at 2 pm PST. Based on the judge's questions, it doesn't look like things are looking very favorable for Alice and termination of spousal support is very much on the table. youtube.com/live/j2boG-a_Vag…
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The fact that there are people like this utter whack job defending RielleUK for DRIVING A CAR OVER SOMEONE is absolutely wild. This generation is COOKED. They deserve the shitty world they’re inheriting.
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The biggest problem with holidaying in Europe is German tourists. They’re even worse than the Brits.
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.@tivolihotels please train reception staff to NOT say the room number out loud when checking guests into your hotels. I can’t believe it isn’t standard practice for a chain of this quality to show the guest the room number without verbalising it. You need to update your policy.
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So far during the morning session of Day 3 of Ioan v. Alice, we have a lot of nitpicky cross of Ioan over minor details, wording that doesn't matter, and "discrepancies" that will be easily cleaned up on redirect, such as why Ioan didn't report the incident where Alice tried to give cocaine to the children in his original DVRO petition. Estimate at the start of the day was 90 minutes of cross.
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On the way up to The Ivy at Tower Bridge. I am so classy. #cans
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This is what ‘erasure’ looks like and it isn’t happening to blokes in a dress. Just one of many nauseating examples:
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So glad I got up early to get to work early and made it in late.
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Driver of @SouthernRailUK train: “I’ll do my best to get you to London Bridge” No doubt meant to be reassuring but given the shit customers are dealing with this morning, implies that it’ll continue to be a battle to make it there. Anyone would think there are fucking dragons.
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Replying to @TLRailUK
@TLRailUK horrific service yet again for passengers wanting to get to work from Sanderstead. An array of excuses given from broken down trains to trespassers 😡
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The “service” from @SouthernRailUK and @TLRailUK is fucking diabolical - this is a tweet we’ve seen hundreds of thousands of times from as many users over the years and NOTHING ever gets done. The money grabbing cunts just keep jacking up fares without investing in the network.
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And no fucking sanctions on their fucking profits. The tory government bailed all these fuckers out during Covid and didn’t tell any of you. They gave TfL money too and blasted it all over the papers because of the labour mayor. Cunts, the lot of them.
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Got beeped at by a woman in a Range Rover while getting back in the car at the retail park as apparently we weren’t leaving fast enough. So we got in the car, sat for a moment and then got out again to take a completely unnecessary trip to TK Maxx.
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Amazingly well hidden @AmazonUK, nobody will ever realise…
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19 Dec 2025
I’m still in bed with flu. Docs have said bf is going to be in hospital all weekend. Mike is just a baby puppy.
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18 Dec 2025
I’m supposed to be at St Pancras boarding Eurostar for a romantic trip to Paris. I’m actually flu-ridden and trying to muster up strength to get up to feed the dogs. Even better, my boyfriend was hospitalised last night with pneumonia. Awaiting an update on his condition.
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8 Dec 2025
Never been so glad to see east Croydon station in my fucking life
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8 Dec 2025
Pax on the 1605 @TLRailUK LBG to BTN. Don’t forget to claim delay repay. If any of you poor sods aren’t season ticket holders and travelling on a single, you’re entitled to 100% ticket cost back as over 60 mins late. Return entitled to 50%. Season tix get a fraction back.
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