Emily Austin is a twatwaffle

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥

NEW: China launches its first humanoid robot soccer league in Beijing. This is way more entertaining than regular soccer. The AI-controlled robots were supplied by Booster Robotics for the tournament and have the skills of 5 to 6 year old children. Robots were seen getting carried off the field on stretchers after falling over. Booster Robotics founder Cheng Hao says the robots' abilities will exponentially increase over time and will eventually challenge adult teams. "We chose the football scenario for robot competition primarily for two reasons: first, to encourage students to apply their algorithmic skills to real-world robotics," Cheng said. "Second, to showcase the robots' ability to walk autonomously and stably, withstand collisions, and demonstrate higher levels of intelligence and safety."

Helicopter and plane crash in DC. Video here. Pilots can respond, but how is this possible?

RT @barstoolsports: Ohio State vs Notre Dame Natty

ELI 👏👏👏

Anthony Volpe was in awe of his own card after he signed it…

If Snoop passes you the blunt, you can’t turn him down

Aaron Judge's game-winning grand slam but in Moneyball form

This gotta be the best pic of the season

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

Last night’s drone show 👀 #Giants100

Jason Sehorn on what it means to be a Top 100 Giant

#Repbx happy 10th birthday buddy! Go Yankees ⚾️⚾️⚾️

DANNY DIMES THROWS A DIME TO HODGINS TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL OH MY GOD 📺: #SBLVIII #NYGvsKC on CBS 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus

The Tommy DeVito craze is wild! Line wrapped around building at Primo Hoagies in Wayne, hundreds deep, people having shoes signed, asking him to sign the name Tommy Cutlets, bringing white tank tops for autographs, taking endless pics with 🤌

Was able to give that touchdown ball to my son on his birthday! Thank you God for my little boy and all you’ve blessed me with🙏🏽

Harrison Bader Forever 💙