I love how she always makes her captions a story that sometimes don’t always make sense!

Obreros de la deconstrucción 🏳️‍🌈 ♥️

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"And you think you're the only one who's had sex in the ICU? Get real," she said, her eye roll almost audible. "God, that's your problem. You think you're so original." - Famesick, p. 268

Renate Reinsve’s Cannes history: • 2021 - ‘THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD’ (Best Actress Winner) • 2024 - ‘ARMAND’ (Camera d’Or) • 2025 - ‘SENTIMENTAL VALUE’ (Grand Prix) • 2026 - ‘FJORD’ (Palme d’Or)

mi gira internacional

Sometimes someone says something so intensely French that you need to smoke a cigarette

ayer en el concierto de rawayana a una compatriota se le ocurrió llevar a su conquista española quien nos sometió a un tufo violento por las 3 horas de concierto. después preguntan por qué una termina jugando local.

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

If you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in spanish and italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya i have found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no “fun drunks”. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only please—absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. ♥️

de: me voy a hacer amiga del nuevo en el trabajo a:

I once got so mad at my mom I used a broomstick and a blanket to pack like this and I distinctly remember deciding one of the few belongings I had to take with me was the Shrek 2 DVD

he pulled my panties to the side and my criterion closet picks fell out

they would never crucify a carpenter

sigan subiendo videos de que coachella es una mierda para yo emocionarme más por mi primavera sound 🤰🏼🌸

He had a theory, Walt, that the religious life, and all the agony that goes with it, is just something God sicks on people who have the gall to accuse Him of having created an ugly world. - Franny and Zooey, p. 114 ~ p. 115

yo en 2026

dorángel vargas type shit

se están diciendo oraciones que nunca se habían dicho