Joined April 2008
30 Photos and videos
Carl Samans retweeted
Sorry ladies, only guys would understand 😂🤣😇
1,594
6,647
62,326
5,230,835
You know, @StaplesStores it's pretty crappy to have a sale on a laptop and have it in none of the 10 stores I can travel to. Happens all the time.
11
Carl Samans retweeted
She didn't even look at the ring. Bro won at life
7
56
1,842
43,624
Carl Samans retweeted
I think that is the best advertisement I’ve ever seen.
605
10,108
58,682
1,581,353
Carl Samans retweeted
That's a great idea…

104
1,099
11,886
621,098
Carl Samans retweeted
😂
62
1,420
11,682
118,957
Carl Samans retweeted
Why gen x are so mad 🤣
589
893
5,997
115,463
Carl Samans retweeted
Yes, obviously.
307
3,066
72,053
757,887
Carl Samans retweeted
This week was an interesting one to be a school teacher. With Venezuela, Iran, and Minnesota all over the news, I had a lot to talk about with my students. Just kidding—we discussed grammar and literature. I’m an English teacher, not an activist.
510
1,915
38,865
332,703
Thanks @Verizon & @VerizonSupport for wasting over 3 hours of my time. You lied when you said it will be done in 12 hours. Now I have to wait another 48 hours to see if you did or did not lie to me again. And a number on my account isn't usable for another 2 days.
4
57
You really don't want people to leave your network but your service will certainly drive them away anyway.
7
Carl Samans retweeted
I have to agree
81
59
944
10,520
Carl Samans retweeted
16 Dec 2025
That moment when a baby who has a nightmare wakes up and sees his mother in front of him.
89
1,235
32,480
728,035
Carl Samans retweeted
14 Dec 2025
19
7
228
14,045
Carl Samans retweeted
Replying to @TristanSnell
This is next-level historical illiteracy and blatant fearmongering. The Enabling Act of 1933 gave Hitler full legislative power, allowing him to bypass Germany’s parliament entirely and rule by decree, a complete consolidation of government under a dictator. The Continuing Resolution (CR) does nothing of the sort. It’s a temporary funding measure that Congress has used for decades, including under Biden, Obama, and every other president, to keep the government running while budget negotiations continue. It does not bypass Congress, it does not allow Trump to rule by decree, and it does not hand Musk or anyone else unchecked power. If a routine budget extension is suddenly ‘fascism,’ then every Democrat who ever voted for one, including Biden and Obama, is a Nazi too, right? Or does this nonsense only apply when it fits your political narrative? This isn’t legal analysis, it’s Democrat scare tactics at their worst. Maybe instead of weaponizing history for cheap talking points, you should pick up a history book and read about what actually happened.
2
12
44
1,735
C'mon @Staples . I should have to wait this long to get my reward points. 60 days and four calls and nothing?! I get that it's large purchases so expected delays, but it's never been like this. I expect better.
2
53
Carl Samans retweeted
22 Feb 2025
This is false. Reuters is lying. They are second only to AP (Associated Propaganda) as legacy news liars.
⚡️US threatens to shut off Starlink if Ukraine won't sign minerals deal, sources tell Reuters. The U.S. first raised the prospect of shutting off Starlink service after Zelensky rejected the deal presented on Feb. 12. kyivindependent.com/us-threa…
9,141
41,098
201,027
28,171,907
I knew it was coming, but am still disappointed with event insurance from @AllianzTravelUS. I don't think I'll buy it again. They make it seem like it covers things it actually doesn't.
1
47
Carl Samans retweeted
“Hey buddy” ;-)
14
58
703
75,246
Hey @AdvCredit , you're some kind of snake organization to steal someone's Facebook content and post it as your own. Is that really how you operate? You should apologize to @AymieAndFamily .
57