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Joined April 2021
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boredguy.eth retweeted
Today we’re expanding our support for @HyperliquidX by becoming the platform’s official treasury deployer of USDC. Onchain markets operate 24/7 and require collateral that is always available, instantly transferable, and deeply liquid - USDC delivers exactly that. Alongside this, we’ve also significantly increased our position of staked HYPE.
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boredguy.eth retweeted
OpenSea dropping its token rn would act as a catalyst for the entire NFT sector. It will be a stimmy like the surprise Uniswap token claim which cashed everybody up enough to go bonkers and have a DeFi Summer. Which is still the wildest time in crypto ever. The timing is perfect.
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boredguy.eth retweeted
The Bored Ape Yacht Club Pre-Sale begins in 3 hours! ☠️🐵⛵️ - 10,000 Bored Ape #NFTs - NO BONDING CURVE: Every Ape .08 ETH - Collab Art Experiment THE BATHROOM opens after the pre-sale! BoredApeYachtClub.com
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boredguy.eth retweeted
Meet at The Clubhouse @BoredApeYC
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boredguy.eth retweeted
The plan? We all stop depositing our ETH into defi protocols targeting 3% a year and go back to depositing our ETH into funny monkey pictures targeting 30% a day
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boredguy.eth retweeted
Apr 17
return to monke
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boredguy.eth retweeted
Say Bored Ape Yacht Club one more time.
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boredguy.eth retweeted
Announcing the Bored Ape Yacht Club! 🐵⛵️ 10,000 unique #NFTs where each Ape doubles as membership to a digital club with member-only benefits. For a chance of winning a Bored Ape: 1 - Follow @boredapeyc 2 - Retweet This 3 - Like and Comment on this tweet. #NFT #nftcollectors
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boredguy.eth retweeted
Dinosaurs went extinct when a meteor hit. A meteor hit Cleveland and everything is still perfectly fine. Really makes you think.
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boredguy.eth retweeted
MLK if he was smoking weed: I did not have a dream
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boredguy.eth retweeted
Feb 17
Instead of calling in sick, you should start calling in healthy. “I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and I don't want to waste it on work”
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boredguy.eth retweeted
'look i know i fumbled this cycle by not selling again and i know i missed the entire metals and semiconductors and energy trade but ive been experimenting with opencla...' 'peter im getting married'
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next up if you spend $100k in a month we will airdrop you even MORE shitcoins and shitpegs
Feb 16
Join us March 30th for a live event. Major updates on what we've been building and where we're headed. The next chapter for OpenSea. Sails up ⛵️
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boredguy.eth retweeted
Your girlfriend isn’t real bro. Epstein got a copy of her genome from her high school gynecologist that he bribed with 100 BTC. She’s a Mossad clone PLANT to distract you from a historic ascension. Cancel the sushi date tonight and LOCK THE FUCK IN. Horse year is upon us.
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boredguy.eth retweeted
Feb 12
Bad news for pedophiles : The Dow is now under 50k.
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boredguy.eth retweeted
heavy are the balls that store the microplastics
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boredguy.eth retweeted
need btc to hit one million dollars so i can afford to live the lifestyle of a middle-class 1980’s carpenter
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boredguy.eth retweeted
you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world
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boredguy.eth retweeted
every substance has been smoked at this point . we ran out of stuff to smoke . we gotta start smoking concepts . we gotta start smoking abstract ideas
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