Post-life. | @computerThot Sponsor | (Bluford) | A hundred bones and nine holes |
Joined May 2018
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Kiwi ππ°π’π° β―οΈπ¬ retweeted
2 May 2024
ornithologist life coach: the last thing you wanna have is egrets
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27 Apr 2022
the year is 38972. i waddle out of my fleeper port and greng the mirte aron j crn'r. none of this makes any sense to you because you live in 2022
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nothing quite like following someone based off a funny post a friend rtd only for it to be followed days later by anal chastity play
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Kiwi ππ°π’π° β―οΈπ¬ retweeted
You can't do it. You're not fit to be a hero. I'm hereby revoking your call to adventure. Hand over the cup.
[pregnant pause]
AND the scepter.
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Kiwi ππ°π’π° β―οΈπ¬ retweeted
Whose bell keeps tolling?
Is that for thee?
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Happy Birthday to Winston, the brilliant scientist of #Overwatch π¦
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hard work pays alright. just cashed a check. for line says "hard work." amount line just says "suffering" in all caps. bank teller shook her head slowly and wouldnt look me in the eye
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Kiwi ππ°π’π° β―οΈπ¬ retweeted
find my pages
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Cagots, Curses, and You: down-yonder00.medium.com/we-β¦
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23 Jun 2024
OMG..
The LGBTQ crowd is mad because the Hawk Tuah girl is stealing their attention during Pride Month.
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Kiwi ππ°π’π° β―οΈπ¬ retweeted
since it's june 1st i feel that i must remind everyone that my dear brother kiwi .@bouncingrocks is a closeted homosexual
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he claims he married his husband for the tax break. i know the truth
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why aren't we talking about how she's dressed like vilma
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Kiwi ππ°π’π° β―οΈπ¬ retweeted
14 Feb 2014
@ProJared Thanks for being a part of the Bravely Default Google Hangout! Happy Valentine's Day!
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