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i trued to tweet this at like noon and i was beachmaxxing sooooo hard i didnt even have signal #silence #TheBeachmoderIsSpeaking
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so clock me chile like a gaggin' wheel
clock me chile any way you feel
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I told my manager years ago my favorite game was monster hunter and he was like βoh okayβ
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i applied to be a Junior Fish Filleter and a gendarme knocked on my door not ten minutes later
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i told my coworker The Silver Case "changed my life," he said "alright i gotta get back to work,"
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Talking to your coworker about video games when youβre not a gun and ball gamer feels like a humiliation ritual
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you know why they called them "Les EnragΓ©s" ?
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the everything app
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if Xbox truly wants to revitalize their gaming brand they ought to dig deep into the Infocom library that came with their acquisition of Activision and produce a remake of A Mind Forever Voyaging
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you could leave the script completely unchanged and the game would remain 100% relevant to the modern day. it's entirely possible that they created PRISM in real life to help write the game
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i love the snails from one piece
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if i was living in Berlin in the early 80s i would have liked to tweet something like this:
im soooooo bored does anyone know of any good walls i could drive my car into at full speed
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i have been searching for this tweet for years. unfortunately i couldnt remember any of the future world words i had invented and only just now lucked out with a different keyword search for "the year"
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the year is 38972. i waddle out of my fleeper port and greng the mirte aron j crn'r. none of this makes any sense to you because you live in 2022
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the year is 38972. i waddle out of my fleeper port and greng the mirte aron j crn'r. none of this makes any sense to you because you live in 2022
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and i leave my collection of anime girl statues to my nephew Charleighton,
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