We are building a future bluechip, a web2 platform to drive it along with free web3 tools for other projects... because we love this sh*t. Are you in, bozo? More information / mint 👉 bozos.wtf Sneak peek of the below 👉 discord.gg/bozos

what she said

them: "close bozos mint" us:

we are the best project in the whole world because in this bear market: ✅ we outperformed ether ✅ we outperformed azuki ✅ we outperformed doodles ✅ we outperformed BAYC ✅ we outperformed momoguro ✅ we outperformed walts vault whilst the bear is crushing projects and forcing/bringing out weird apologies and team changes we are proud to say that we have dominated the market with 1,000,000% force and integrity and passion and direction and building-ness thingie ma jigs because we are an actual bluechip even though we have been on holidays and stuff we still did more work and stayed on the path we said we would because we are bozos and this is what bozos do best if you disagree you can sod (only real bozos will understand this we don't expect you to understand if you aren't a hodler)

gm bozo boobie heads both founders of jibberjam are currently on holiday atm so it's down to me (the intern that gets paid 5 eth per tweet) to keep you in the loop until they are back (in a week and a bit) - ok trait bozo is now 10x mint price 🥵 - platform is coming along nicely 🥵 - outperformed ether in public sales 🥵 hahahaha just kidding, just delivery so far progress is always being made (apart from now cause holidays give us a break fuck) and we won't stop buidling 'til it's in our holders hands and last but not least, does anyone want to buy this twitter account off me before they are back from holiday? comment best offers below and I'll consider them love from the intern xo

If you are rocking a PFP under $1 million (floor at 420E for OK trait bozo) plz don’t @ me or share your opinion on my wall. I don’t care what you have to say. Reality is you need to Work harder, move out of your moms basement, stack eth, buy a few bozos then share your opinion.

We are building our platform (jibberjam.com) in web2, but it doesn't mean we aren't going to mix in some web3 values that we stand by in with it. - Secure, decentralized communication - End-to-End encryption - People should have full control over their own communication - The ability to converse securely and privately is a basic human right Those holding one of our NFTs will get free lifetime access, and those holding an OK trait will get something even cooler (check our site @ bozos.wtf) We are getting closer every day. Bozos do not want to fill you with hope and huge promises that we can't deliver on, instead, we are going to focus on doing what we do best and then everything else will follow. Like infinite wealth and real blue-chip status lol Thanks to my mum for writing this for me xo

This is bad art. This is small inactive community But this is a real product. A product people outside of NFTs will use. We keep investing into project with cool art and community and that's all cool but is it worth that much $$$ with no actual real use case? This project is different and has a real product that is not only useful to people in NFTs but also useful to web 2. This is @bozosrock by @yoSDPF Yeah I know the art looks💩 and gives the degen mint vibe. But the product this project is tied to is real. ♦WHAT PRODUCT? Jibberjam, remember the name J I B B E R JAM. ♦But WTF is Jibberjam? I'll keep it simple, it's a tool to keep all your DMs from different platforms in one place and manage them easily. ♦ But I don't need this tool and people DM me rarely because I am a loner. If you think this tool is of no use, then you're wrong. There are many people out there who get DMs on different places and it's a pain in the a$$ to manage them. (for e.g; your collab managers) also web 2 people have this problem. ♦ Jibberjam solves a big problem and is a real product. Being able to manage all your DMs from all different places in one place, is truly a big problem solver and is going to make life easy for a lot of people. ♦ So should I put all my money on this project? No, please NFT people have to be more mature, just don't go rush and buy anything you see on the timeline, I want you to go read more and then THINK if this product is really real and gonna make it or not? If you think the idea is cool and the product will work out then yes go put some money in. (you can still mint for 0.01 ETH) I personally have like 6 NFTs from this collection, because I believe this product will have active users and I trust . NFT holders with OK trait get a % of earning from Jibberjam and the rest NFT holders get free lifetime access. Now it's up to you, give yourself 10 minutes and think if this product is real or💩 I won't say NFA because it's up to you to decide if the product is really useful or not. Trust me if you make an investment based on a well-thought decision and you really believe in a product you won't regret even if the $$$ goes down.

dont wanna brag about how our artist is literally the best in the space (we all know this anyway) but going to brag anyway introducing our fire bozomental not for sale, just flexing our bluechipness and showing other wannabe bluechips like azuki how you do it properly innit

with all the drama today we just wanted to say we've actually also had a really rough time with art fud im not going to lie i want to get this off my chest before the art investigators come for me someone said our art was also copied that someone was a very influential person in the space by the name of DEEEEZ NUUUUUTS our art is original, hand drawn and literally the best art in the whole world come see for yourself, there's no finding this wunnuva kind pure artistic geniusery on google image search we're also going to pump soon so you better get minting there's only like 1200 left or something lol ok night love you xo BOZOS.wtf

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kdkjejkskkskrnrbluechip lapaoqinmnanambuyabozo love from the founder

Actually, floor is only one sale from mint, but even more importantly ONLY 15 FROM .1 ETH!!! LETS FUCKIN GO @bozosrock 🔥🔥🔥🔥

imagine a web2 platform that has ≈25,000 users imagine this platform charging them monthly to use it imagine this platform turning around & saying btw you can get free access for life if you buy an NFT for $15 imagine there are only 2,222 of these NFTs imagine that 255 of these NFTs (the ok traits) also give holders the perk of getting high-value NFTs airdropped to their wallets every month you have imagined bozos but bozo wtf geeza mate, 25k is a lot of bloody people innit wrike has 2.3 million users trello has 4.75 million users asana has 30 million users ANYTHING is possible in web2 AND 3 dream big and put in the work, it could come true

2% listed floor price is two sales away from mint price (still some left to mint too if you wanna try grab an OK trait) some say our holders are bozos but in fact, they are actually really smart mfers appreciate the grind it will pay off we are proud and love you all xo take notes or miss the boats 👉 bozos.wtf

gm bozos damn we really do have a couple of discounts on OS, who needs to mint when you can grab a bargain that unlocks a world of possibilities hahahaha seeing some dirt cheap OK traits too (although still higher than actual mint price lol) sweep em up to make listers regret it later (jk they obviously want the money which is also fine) loves xo

i gotta be honest i reckon I could beat @eth_ben and @Pauly0x in a 2v1 match and I'm only 11 years old i completed wwe smackdown on the ps2 (and I didn't use chat codes) so I know all the moves I just gotta make sure my mum will let me go anyway we got some alpha for you bozos don't worry about UI or fonts etc, first things first is that we're getting closer to beta and inviting bozo holders to sign up and try it out bullish always if you haven't minted yet then hurry up before we are web2 famous and you miss the chance 'cause anyone holding a bozo gets free lifetime access innit