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Vahn Lackey CRUSHES a homer 456 ft in his first game of Regionals play!
MLB's No. 3 Draft prospect has gone deep five times in his past five games for @GTBaseball 😱
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ANOTHER INSANE GIVEAWAY 🤯
Big Aaron Judge secured his third American League MVP last night and we have a HUGE Topps PSA 10 rookie autograph for you!
For your chance to win, like, repost and follow @Topps!
ALT 2017 Topps Aaron Judge 30th Anniversary rookie autograph PSA 10
Aaron Judge is MVP again!
It’s back-to-back AL MVPs for The Captain!
ALT Aaron Judge AL MVP Pictured: Aaron Judge smiles while wearing a road gray Yankees uniform. Below, Judge points to the sky while wearing a white pinstriped Yankees uniform. In the lower right corner is Judge’s signature.
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15 Aug 2025
He’s right at home :)
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24 Jul 2025
Not on my watch
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7 Jul 2025
The weekend continues at @TheChicagoDogs with a Monday Night Bark at the Ballpark tonight!
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30 Jun 2025
I was able to watch the Reds game on 2x speed it kept going Im now a 100 weeks into the future and wicked 2 was so good that we skinned Trevor Bauer alive, rolled him around in sand, recorded his screams and bumped the bass up to a million and its the number 1 song on the planet
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29 Apr 2025
ANDOR DAY ANDOR DAY ANDOR DAY
ALT An inspirational photo of a man standing on a cliff facing a sunrise with his arms thrown open. Text over the image reads: “every Tuesday I put on the next 3 episodes of Andor and feel joy but also suffer idk it’s a very complex relationship.”
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21 Apr 2025
I’d probably kill myself id JD Vance touched me so I get it
21 Apr 2025
Pope Francis just passed away, this might be the last public photo of him - meeting JD
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12 Apr 2025
Told my family I’ve been seeing someone and they immediately ask if I watched Love on the Spectrum
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10 Apr 2025
She made me hamburger helper AND got me a lions choice Coke Zero last night.
I’m DEFINITELY getting pregnant
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6 Apr 2025
Thank god
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10 Mar 2025
You call yourself a cy young pitcher without any proof
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10 Mar 2025
We’re getting Shohei in Fortnite before GTA 6
SHOHEI OHTANI IS GETTING A FORTNITE SKIN NEXT UPDATE 🔥
The skin will be cel-shaded and uses the design seen in the image - The official Fortnite teaser highlights his jersey number!
(Teaser Image by @Nav1x_1)
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2 Mar 2025
BREAKING: rapist pardons rapist
1 Mar 2025
BREAKING: President Trump to sign a “complete pardon of MLB legend Pete Rose,” says he should have been put in the Hall of Fame.
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23 Feb 2025
You accidentally follow ONE (1) furry and ALL OF A SUDDEN the algorithm says ok here’s a thousand furry tweets
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4 Feb 2025
No it’s not AI generated. The people with 4 fingers is ACTUALLY a meta reference to the title Fantastic Four. Marvel is absolutely GENIUS
4 Feb 2025
We have liftoff.
Marvel Studios' #TheFantasticFour: First Steps lands in theaters July 25.
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26 Jan 2025
When I can’t find my favorite Big Hurt baseball card
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