One of the good ones
Joined December 2011
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Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.
Jun 4
California is now the first state to offer free diapers to newborns ๐
Every family will receive 400 diapers!
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Jun 3
Due to social media and the fear of being recorded, mooning is a lost art
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Jun 2
Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.
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May 31
Tapping the sign
May 31
Americans can be spotted a mile away. Normally obese with terrible dress sense
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May 26
This hot young democratic candidate is bringing the youthful fire the party has lacked for decades:
May 26
Naturally mummified remains were discovered along the arid Atacama desert coast in Chile, dating to around 7000 BC
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May 26
How it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women
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May 25
This body is a machine that turns IPAs into streaming royalties for the remaining members of Lynyrd goddamn Skynyrd
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May 24
My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served
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MLB umpires shouldnโt have to be celibate.
May 23
A hill youโre willing to d!e on:
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May 23
Preach
That vanilla ice cream is its own unique flavor and in fact has a much more complex profile than nearly all other flavors when done correctly.
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May 23
RT @OGBlackRedGuard: Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Bโฆ
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May 22
Is it considered disrespectful to draw the prophet Mohammed shredded? A build like a shirtless Anubis. Abs for days. And also sunglasses. Like, sick ass sunglasses.
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May 16
Drake makes music for nggas that sigh until you ask them whatโs wrong?
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May 16
The Cohen brothers are ruining Homer's legacy. Odysseus never records a hit song. This is an assault on western culture. I am very smart.
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May 13
Citrus Zyn with a black coffee is the closest Iโve been to vacationing in a Tuscan villa
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May 12
It is better than the pinch and roll technique?
You know what they say:
High risk, high reward.
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Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one
NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.
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