Cranky Fandom Grandpa. Knife and Spatula Enthusiast. Wrote a Fic or 5. They/Any. Ship/Let Ship. Too old and tired for drama. π NSFW (header art @MizuShibaPL)
Joined February 2024
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5 Apr 2024
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Hello! I am an old fandom gay who got thawed out of internet stasis and is now writting fics about the military recruitment propaganda boys boinking. Here are those fics:
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Sorry for dissappear πββ‘οΈπ«§π«§
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I'd say I'm tired of readers not reading clear warnings but I'm not sure if this person can actually READ so idk what to call them I'm just tired
Jun 17
Incredibly sick of authors straight up refusing to tag their fics correctly. Itβs one thing to tag things incorrectly because you donβt know, itβs an entire other thing to CHOOSE not to tag your fic properly. You are not a world renowned author pls stop with the bsπ«©
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big merch restock at my store (bluegiragistore.com)!! mostly HR merch, but i also restocked some COD prints and pins π«Ά
monster au books are estimated to finish production on the 22nd, and orders should hopefully start getting fulfilled a few days later!
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Not that it solves all problems, but if anyone is interested, there is an AO3 posting script for ppl who use Gdocs.
Instructions are on the Gdoc for how to use it. π
docs.google.com/document/d/1β¦
Jun 16
I am not one to complain about fics bc authors can do whateverrr they want when theyβre writing for free, but I would like to humbly request one thing:
Can yβall please not double space between paragraphs? I have to scroll and scroll and it makes it harder to read.
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I write (a lot) of real gooey sex, people have told me I'm pretty good at it and I'm not ashamed to say I think they're right. Lemmie see if I can write out some tips, tricks and take-aways.
Class is in session: How to write smut 101 π§΅
Jun 17
someone pls host a class on how to write smut pls iβll take very detailed notes
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And probably MOST importantly, it'll get some of that initial cringe out and making writing about cunt lips and dicks and balls and tits and boobs and assholes and anything else you could need SO much easier.
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Right! I promised an example of my stuff. Here's a sub 5k word fic about *just* a blowjob but I think it's a good example of how much more you can convey using porn as a vehicle:
archiveofourown.org/works/48β¦
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